Bring the following to your first meeting:
- Goat robe
- Handwritten apology to your floor price alerts
- Mason jar filled with toe nail clippings
- 5 candles scented like conviction and regret
- 1 McDonald’s french fry dropped from a seagull’s mouth
- Printed chart that only goes up and to the right
- Sock puppet to speak on your behalf
- Tiny bell to ring whenever someone says “undervalued”
We will bring the rest 🐐
It’s official - I’m a @veefriends GOAT 3733 #199/555 🐐 👑
This has been a dream of mine for 5 years. 2 years ago I buckled down and started the real journey to being a GOAT. Last night, late night … it became official. 🐐 ✌️ ❤️ 💀
Osaka Expo 2025 had giant Gundam energy, packed crowds, and pavilions full of big “future of the world” optimism. 🌎🇯🇵
🤳 The apps were frustrating, but the experience was worth it.
📸: https://t.co/PyvSmRjXwH
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Funny pictures of a model village at the Osaka Museum of History. 🇯🇵
I tried to bring them to life lol, which made the museum more fun. 📷
https://t.co/SJWccW6OBh
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