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Detroit satire news at Go Comedy Improv Theater

[Marc Evan Jackson @MarcEvanJackson]

DETROIT!
Come hang out with me for my ONLY PERFORMANCE of the @DetImprovFest!
Thurs Aug 8th @ 7pm
Tickets: https://t.co/YWjYNQ1rc1
Proceeds benefit @DCP_improv!

[NEWSish @GoNEWSish]

And we’re back with a new format tomorrow at @GoComedyImprov 9:30pm.

[Go Comedy! Improv @GoComedyImprov]

It's your LAST chance to catch our political sketch show Wet Hot American Bummer THIS Thursday at 8pm! https://t.co/ax5xPGRHEx

[NEWSish @GoNEWSish]

You know "hot air" means bullshit right? https://t.co/dBfMAbE8R4

[Ambassador Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee]

Talk about global warming? I'll be blowing REAL hot air on Fox this morning at 10:30ET with Bill Hemmer! Watch and get a face full of CO2.

[NEWSish @GoNEWSish]

#Covfefe - A turd that slips into the water with little or no backsplash.

[NEWSish @GoNEWSish]

Have you heard?! We have a new show opening @GoComedyImprov in June!

[NEWSish @GoNEWSish]

Sure, but @realDonaldTrump is Making America Great Again by giving money to American businesses...like Trump hotels https://t.co/fHTzB8Zy6q

[ABC News @ABC]

Former Pres. Obama, Michelle Obama to personally donate $2 million to summer jobs programs in Chicago so "young people can get to work."

[NEWSish @GoNEWSish]

@realDonaldTrump stands by his opinion that fighting betwn the Empire & Rebels didn't have 2 happen insists that he could've saved Alderan.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

.@realDonaldTrump They did. It wasn't.

[Deniz #FCKC @MrFilmkritik]

For years we believed Shia LaBeouf couldn’t be the son of Indiana Jones, but look at him now. Putting things in museums and fighting Nazis.

[Tim K @timothyjkay]

Holy crap you guys. I predicted @realDonaldTrump golden shower scandal in October! https://t.co/jZKWJT4yeu

[Garrett Fuller @GarrettDFuller]

Hahaha! @realDonaldTrump I'll gladly piss on you, dude! I hate you. #goldenshower

[Tim K @timothyjkay]

Has the first ghost visited @realDonaldTrump yet?

[Sunny Hundal @sunny_hundal]

Oh the irony of the world needing Detroit to bail them out

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Right now I envision Donald Trump googling “What does the U.S. President do?”

[NEWSish @GoNEWSish]

Guys, Burr won! From the grave he won a race tonight. Why not? The world is turning upside down. #Hamilton #ElectionNight

[NEWSish @GoNEWSish]

@CNNPolitics do you not think people know what the states look like? Well, considering this election... we might have to give it to you.

[NEWSish @GoNEWSish]

Stress is American's forte https://t.co/NXWCiOnaKt