One and a Halfey

I'm just here to laugh and hopefully make some people laugh too, yes I am that guy from all the Soca parties and yes I would like some rum thanks.

[One and a Halfey @GoStabby]

Not fully washed just yet

[Self Made AO 💫 @KXNGAO]

BREAKING: FAA officially lifts its nationwide ground stop, clearing flights to depart again across the U.S.

(ABC News)

CATASTROPHE AVERTED FULL GEAR IS SAVED

[Zeek | Insights 📊 @ZeekTyt]

SpaceX aborted the Super Heavy booster catch on Starship Flight 15 $SPCX

[One and a Halfey @GoStabby]

The problem is after 5 pics I cyah bodda scroll nuh more

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Some personal news:

Yesterday was my last day at Microsoft.

Today, I started a brand new job at the FAA and things are going pretty well!

[One and a Halfey @GoStabby]

Alright Jensen I get locking down Outlook but what are the planes gonna expose?

[Swerve Strickland @swerveconfident]

Whole country on airplane mode

[One and a Halfey @GoStabby]

“Delroy, honey how yuh crash di car?”

[🤺Bill Fence 🇯🇲 @Deangelo_Yu_]

My cousin and I were watching Jamaica walk by when I spotted this:

Uncle lost innah the batty jaw and crash
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

You're tellin me in 24 hrs, the NVidia CEO steps down in a spy scandal, all of Microsoft & Outlook goes down globally, a building collapses in NYC, a Tanker sinks a River cruise ship in New Orleans and now the FAA has grounded ALL flights across the country?! WTF is going on??

[One and a Halfey @GoStabby]

What a future we live in

[NoDoors-Merch.com @TexasTSLA]

PSA how to reverse a Waymo 🛑😂

[One and a Halfey @GoStabby]

I am 53 years old fair, thank god they didnt say musicians youve listened to

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2027

[Uncle Michaelbear @crossdrilled]

This clause actually has an exemption in there for the refurbishment of the railway corridor between Kingston and Williamsfield (inclusive of Spanish Town and Portmore) the restrictions are that the capacity of the track cannot be expanded on beyond what it was when it closed

[GameCharactersAI @GameCharacterAI]

2000s were the 1980s horror movies of video games. Almost anything goes, and only very few topics were off the table for obvious reasons.

[One and a Halfey @GoStabby]

*save your leftovers from going bad

[$globey @MCoveteur]

anyway, stay single because all people do is eat your leftovers 😂😂

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Jensen Huang prolly having sex rn

[One and a Halfey @GoStabby]

Is she available next April?

[CAREFREE @_iamcarefree]

My wife been SPAZZIN on my hair 🔥

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

A herring is a fish.

When a herring is preserved by salting and smoking, it turns red and smells.

It's so pungent that it's a great diversion to distract hunting dogs from their trail.

Now, a ‘red herring’ refers to anything that diverts attention from the issue at hand.

[Knockout Kiwi @KnockoutKiwi78]

The Simpsons predicted this in 1992... just saying.

[One and a Halfey @GoStabby]

Dammit Outlook why are you working

[One and a Halfey @GoStabby]

Guess it was just a splash

[One and a Halfey @GoStabby]

Yoooo the rain woke me up from my sleep