Chloë Eldritch

Live, laugh, LARP

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

Hey gang, haven’t tweeted in a while. Anything new happen?

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

@_i_o_i_i And it’s acclaimed sequel: Joe Dirt 2. A masterpiece.

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

#instagramdown

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

Hey Zillenials, we heard you like the early 2000’s aesthetic, so we’ve decided to give you a little Y2K as a treat.
#InternetShutDown #y2k2facebookboogaloo

[Film Optix Podcast @FilmOptix]

Facebook and Instagram users right now #InternetShutDown

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

@anchoragelyndon Tim Robinson is the personification of ADHD

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

@bchydro @kaitlynn The app and phone line are not helpful. I’m outside of where it says the outage is, and we still don’t have power. We’re going on 3 hours, when is this going to be fixed

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

Everyone thinks they’re hot shit until they find out their dad has been banned from the liquor store.

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

@StephenKing Funny, he’s so twisted I thought he was a character from one of your books.

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

Watching the Vote for the 25th amendment feels like I’m watching a darkest timeline Parks and Recreation episode.

[wint @dril]

yeah lets ruin a mans posting carreer just to look "Cool" in front of our friends, all while smoking Pot and thinking that bullying is good.

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

It's amazing how it took a deadly, global pandemic to get me feeling festive this year. Everyone being as miserable as I am every holiday season somehow cancels out my usual Grinchiness. Truly a Christmas miracle.

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

BYOB: Bring your own bees.

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

@bumble_binch and i'll do it again.

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

yodas are baby shreks

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Good. Please die.

[farha @shutyourhell]

men be having short legs like u know what itsy bitsy spider i like u

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

I made this Twitter 10 years ago just so that nobody could have this username without a struggle.

[farha @shutyourhell]

why can’t all men dress like this!!!!

[Chloë Eldritch @GoWithTheChlo]

@tylerthecreator How is the horse doing?