He doesn't understand the youth. Asriel brought some of his college friends to visit hometown and one of them pointed at him and screamed "gyatt" I don't know what that means but Asriel seemed embarrassed about it.....
Mac loves getting dirty with city folk, they just crumble and lose all sense of sensibility when Big Mac introduces them to his musky "Southern Hospitality"
Asgore heard that his son was dealing with some bullies at college so he went to go talk to them. Now they spend the day bulling him instead. At least they didn't dunk his head in the toilet again today.
There's always bigger fish, even bigger than the 'phant himself.
Behemoths like @LunaticBrute or @Tetsu_No_Yoroi tower over him with their ๐๐๐๐ผ๐๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐๐พ, ๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐ ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ and ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐ฟ๐.
That's why he can't stop offering his blubbermeat to 'em ๐๐
He participated in many sports in his life and some of them left very good pics.
This one is his fave tho. Had the whole place drooling over him.
Maybe he should sell to make more money.
Bah.. you boys don't know how to lay seed like men.. in the monster's past life he was a dad..
Let daddy beast show you how to impregnate sluts.. show him your holes! He'll demonstrate on YOU!
(โค๏ธ+๐)