Heywood Yablowme

born to rot forced to go to school. always trying to pork. love steely dan

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@jacoozysomf #selfdox

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If Jack Strand gets cut today…

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@USGA @WalkerCup No Carter Loflin? Are you kidding me.

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@spencerpratt Goat

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@TechAthletics @TexasTechFB Fuck y’all. You’re making a mockery of the sport by letting this fag play. Find one person not associated with TTU that agrees with decision and then maybe they can convince the rest of the country not to permanently stop playing against Texas Tech in sports.

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@SSN_TTU Respect from the SEC!

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@DeKalbSchools This sucks, vote for the change

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@MLB Change the pfp this sucks

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@AtlantaFalcons This sucks

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@MLB This sucks

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@SixersAndrew Charge him an ACL

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#rapelukeferrelli you absolute queer

[Recruits CFB @recruits_cfb]

BREAKING: Clemson portal LB commit Luke Ferreli has enrolled at Ole Miss. Ferreli, the 2025 ACC Defensive Rookie of the Year, signed with Clemson and enrolled in classes over a week ago. He has been attending classes, team meetings, and workouts over this period.

Ferreli, who was set to make 800k from Clemson, was originally offered 7 figures from Pete Golding personally on the final day of the portal. He laughed at this offer and reported the tampering to Clemson, sending them proof of the texts.

After being confronted personally by Clemson, Rebels HC Pete Golding doubled the offer to $2m+. Clemson still thought they were in good standing with Ferreli based on what he’d told them, until they could not get in touch with him.

Expect lawsuits from Clemson against Ferreli and Ole Miss to follow, along with athletic directors attempting to put an end to the craziness that these schools have to deal with now.

Thoughts? #NukeCFB

[Heywood Yablowme @GoatHeywood]

#rapelukeferrelli praying on your downfall 🙏🏻

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@TransferPortal @LukeFerrelli @Hayesfawcett3 @LukeFerrelli eat some nuts you queer

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@LukeFerrelli @CaminongEj Fuck you

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#rapelukeferrelli

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@sip_central Aww you’re retarded 😢

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@EverythingRebs @gray_mann21 Such a dork @LukeFerrelli

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#rapelukeferrelli

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@SSN_OleMiss @LukeFerrelli @LukeFerrelli you’re a queer, hoping for the worst