Goat

Old, grouchy, and stupid, but (mostly) well-meaning.

[Goat @Goat_Priest]

Starting a thread of music to keep pinned

I doubt anyone actually checks out the music I post, but you should

https://t.co/QbKw2LYSKB

[Goat @Goat_Priest]

@mikuneki

[Goat @Goat_Priest]

Wait, the JP bros can just go to 7-11 and get Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, etc.????

Just like that???????

[Goat @Goat_Priest]

@hiro1394 It's a really old (20 years old) English-speaking internet meme

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

Seen this ole boy on the train tracks. Guy had no bidness being that melted. Whatsoever.

[Goat @Goat_Priest]

@2typerightly @PubPlanPosting Oh lordy

I don't have anywhere to work on the one I do have, gave myself heatstroke on Monday trying to change the struts and pads on ot

[Great Khans @greatkhansfanxx]

I was walking in freeside until Kimball jumped out of a manhole cover and told me "you'll never have this" after showing this image and then he ran away laughing

[◥(ºᵥᵥº)◤ @dstroylonely]

fuck this lil peace of metal

[Goat @Goat_Priest]

@Status_Null_ Shit, I should be working for Target

[Goat @Goat_Priest]

@CharlottexBear BOOOOOO!

FEEL SHAME!

[Brian @FrenScottish]

Oh no!

[anko5147 @anko5147]

お前… いったいどこを走ってんだァ！？

[Inzightzz @Inzightzz]

@CircusCircleG Poe players will tell you with a straight face that this is peak gameplay.

[Alastair MacGregor @AlastairMac1964]

That’s a six month internship, a new car, and a puppy that should have gone to an American. All wasted now.

[Goat @Goat_Priest]

@2typerightly As I've gotten older I have decided I don't want a fast expensive car as much as I want something slower that I can make faster

There's currently a Porsche 944 about a block from me, covered in moss, that has been on my mind for months

[Goat @Goat_Priest]

Eternally mad I can't buy one in the U.S.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕖𝕝 𝔹𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕤 @denialvibes]

Never driven a GR Yaris, so I’ve borrowed one for a few days to see what it’s all about.

First impressions: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [1/88]

[Goat @Goat_Priest]

@NewBlood @68KStudios @DUSKdev Can't say that I'm a very big fan of whatever that is!

[Goat @Goat_Priest]

@skinwalker_co Pipes straight up out the hood

[Stay-At-Home Sinko @HeyItsSinko64]

“American bread is cake” damn it sounds like y’all’s cake sucks ass

[IRON NEST: Heavy Turret Simulator @IRONNESTgame]

Less than 16 hours remain until demo deployment.

Check your equipment. Clear your schedule. Prepare to report aboard.

High Command expects full operational readiness.

#IRONNEST ⟹ #SteamNextFest

[Goat @Goat_Priest]

@Binotweets Well they're WRONG