Ian

I started to write a short bio here. That made me think about what I've done with my life, which then got me depressed so I gave up and wrote this instead.

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

I feel like I owe @tedcruz an apology. When he voted against sending aid to my home state of New Jersey after Sandy I accused him of only caring about Texas. I was obviously wrong.

[Alex Khanin 🇺🇦🇮🇱 @twiz718]

@ERCOT_ISO live look at the texas electrical grid

[Ian @GoatchildUK]

@oncor 76542. Had 5 minutes of power about 16 hours ago, all within the last 30+. Not enough time to heat a house, charge a device, cook a hot meal. Is that going to be considered as receiving power in your equations? Maybe you should be filling people in on these details?

[Ian @GoatchildUK]

@lclsportsluvver @oncor @ERCOT_ISO @reliantenergy I'm really sorry to hear that. I truly hope that the power companies can get their act together, and actually get the power back on for you and everyone there. It's insane that it's gotten to this point.

[Ian @GoatchildUK]

@oncor @lclsportsluvver This is ridiculous. My girlfriend has had no power for the last 28 hours. There's been no substantive updates in hours, just these (suspiciously) canned replies. @oncor @ERCOT_ISO and @reliantenergy should hang their heads in shame (though I doubt they can feel it).

[Jimmy T @lclsportsluvver]

Looking for updates from @oncor or @ERCOT_ISO this morning 🤦🏻‍♂️

[𝙰𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚊 🖤 @CherryGryffon]

ATTN: ANYONE WITH NO HEATING OR POWER CURRENTLY

I know it's cold, I have some tips for you, thanks to having been through this before, many times. 🧵

Please RT the thread if you know anyone without power currently! 🖤

[Ian @GoatchildUK]

@oncor @ERCOT_ISO "For more than 100 years, we’ve built a reputation of caring about the communities & more than 10M Texans we serve."

& in only one day we've managed to torch that reputation for good.

Almost 18 hours without power. Bravo. Awesome job!

[Ian @GoatchildUK]

@ERCOT_ISO Maybe you should stop patting yourself on the back, and use that extra hand to fix the power.

My girlfriend has been without heat and power since around 2am. It's not getting any warmer.

Read the bloody room, you muppets.

[Ian @GoatchildUK]

@Lenovo

I'm trying to submit an out of warranty service email through your website. It keeps coming up with 'Service busy' and not allowing me. Is there any other way I can get the details to you?

[Ian @GoatchildUK]

@Madelyn_1986 😂

Very true. FANtastic, even!

[Paul 💐 @sailorbluto]

me trying to convince people i’m goth

[Ian @GoatchildUK]

What utter scum.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

These are the scenes in Westminster right now.

Presented without comment.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

I think we all now know what comes next https://t.co/i31NkRfdBU

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

We posted some honest advertisements for Tucker Carlson around Brooklyn.

[iancanwrite @iancanwrite]

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

[Ian @GoatchildUK]

@Madelyn_1986 You've worked so hard to get there, and have overcome so much, You deserve every moment of this success.

You did it! 👍

[Tochi Onyebuchi @TochiTrueStory]

Couldn't charge a cop with 1st degree murder now you got this shit lookin like King's Landing. Dracarys, nigga.