Goatjumper

R.i.p Yuri|10/16/20

[Michael Balls Penis @walruspalrus]

Hall monitor ass country

[🍇 GRECO 🍇 @yanniversace]

If you’ve ever been with a hispanic woman this is how every family get together is. It’s you at the end of the table with the mom and her sister(s). Nobody says a single word to you and it’s all in Spanish. You’re somewhere in between the family dog and a retard to them.

[idgafWallahi💯🇱🇧✝️🇻🇦 @idogafwallahi]

I BEG YOU FOCUS ON THE 6TH SECOND IN THE SECOND VID LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[𝑩𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑱𝑱 @blessedcasual]

They could be fighting in the back of Rosa Park’s bus I’m not missing Lopes vs Garcia

[Dean Ammi @AlgerianFooty]

🗣️ “I want to say thank you to Algeria for choosing Lawrence, Kansas.” 🇺🇸

The locals in USA are all getting behind Algeria. 🇩🇿

[YBGChris🔺 @YBGChriss]

A Bosnian nigga here for the world cup jus asked me where the bets local eats was i sent da nigga 2 da hood #goodlucknigga

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

Lionel Messi driving through Bryan, Texas

[Kaidia, Tianyong Star (天勇星) of #pinkytwt @SwagManswatter]

@kenshirotism @redcatguy ltg when he needs to win a single match of street fighter vs when he needs to avoid paying child support

[LutheRem☧ 🦬 @AnimeAugsburg]

> “Oh, finally, another atheist in the family. You know, reading the Bible is what made me an atheist.”

> “Yeah? What was the last book of the Bible you read?”

> “Oh, boy.”

> “Well, I'm I'm sort of between books right now.”

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[pile of ants of #indextwt 🇮🇹 🇵🇸 @pileofants]

mommy has transcended desire and thus wants nothing

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i went to the navy and my drill instructor jerked me off

[Emaildotcom @ClaireALeonB]

cinemasins when his wife does the "sleep with another man" cliche

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

When I saw this scene it finally hit me - Homelander was the bad guy. This man who I had spent five years idolizing was actually not a hero at all. He would even engage in homosexual activity to save his own life which is the worst thing a man can do

[phlox @xX_phlox_360]

Their fucking silence when they’re literally evaporated off the screen is so fucking funny I’m crying bruh 😭

[Florian Gallwitz @FlorianGallwitz]

A guy jokingly tweeted “olaf scholz you bastard what the hell is this” in frustration because Fortnite was stuck at 3% download. As a result, German authorities investigated him for committing a criminal offence (insulting a politician, §188 StGB) and forced him to delete it.

[Evelyn┃The Dikuo Star 🏳️‍⚧️🇷🇴🩵🔶️🐴 @evelynccentric]

You a sick fuck for what you did there yo

[Jo @junker_jo]

Chud posting the day of the incident: Gee I hope I can shoot a black guy today. In self defense I mean. Ok here I go!

The guy he shot posting: Hey I’m about to head out and pose a credible threat to this guy’s life. Who knows what I’m capable of! Wish me luck!

Their attorneys:

[doomer @uncledoomer]

im sorry but "indian hells angels" is a cumtown bit

[Donnel @DonnelVillager]

The story behind this painting is so sad! 😢
Now using AI we can complete what he couldn't finish! ❤️