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No Handles, no problem! To High Tide, we go WEAST!

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@ThomasTitus1 What makes you think that

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We arrive in Myrtle Beach, slowed and exhausted, but triumphant and ready for beach day
#crampedlegs
#crampedstyle
#Coolyourjets

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@PoseidonChariot that awkward moment when you send a fantastically brutal twot to the wrong halftime special #nicetry #sorrynotsorry #yikes

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@PoseidonChariot Hey, 1v1 us on Rust, 360 no scopes headshots only. You scrubstronaut.
#Getcallofdutiedout
#Dumbosearsareobscene
#9596Bulls

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@XboxSupport please dont raise your tone with me. Im just trying to get my xbox fixed, there's no need to shout

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A group of people called us. They were very nice. Their white vans were sketchy though.
#IsDanielapedophile
#Pennsylvaniahasnicepeople

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Apparently @Usher is running for the County Board of Education in North Carolina...makes sense, since his music career is in the toilet

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@Playstationsup my ps4 is having issues

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@XboxSupport my xbox one isn't working

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Driver 4: Mike Milliard
Alias: Muggsy
Nickname: The Wall
Likes: beer, working out, the ladies, sexually suggestive napkins, pizza

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Whats this Sonic everyone is talking about? I only know Sanic and Dankey Kang
#NextlevelNintendo
#Ohshititsfastfood
#Hahashitits=shit-tits

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Went off-roading, killed some Yankee scum, shotgunned a beer...damn, it feels good to be a redneck

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The Quest for the Golden Dork is afoot, but @PoseidonChariot has got the game of a slow easily startled octopus.
#Isthishowyoutrashtalk

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Current status: Messi ripped his khakis, Muggsy and I made sweet music, Bambi pumped gas for strangers, & Jacquelyn gave us all funny looks

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Don't worry, adoring fans! We have not left orbit yet, though we are floating in a most peculiar way
#GoatswholoveBowie
#Webackatit

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Driver 3: Colin Willoughby
Alias: Messi
Nickname: The Rookie
Likes: filming, pineapple, throwing, Geno's, soccer, big booty bitches

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Driver 2: Peter Larsen
Alias: Goose
Nickname: The Clincher
Likes: food, discs, 'Murica, more food, space, puppies, drank, Batman, bitches

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@McDonaldsCorp The McDonalds at 17340 Dumfries Rd, Virginia has let us down in a way that I will never forget
#Iknowyoudidntjustaskmethat

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Aaaaaand peter forgets to turn the headlights on

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Independence hall #Nickcage #onetruegod