Poseidon's Chariot

On the way to hightide

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Follow @chuggboat #hightide17

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Romeo is currently a milf magnet! #gettingdemtweets #4kids #Americanheadband #hotdogdownhallway

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Colette subs in for Talon on the ride home
#NameDrinkingGame #BackseatBlackout #CountyCommissioner #Drank #CsGetDegrees

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Romeo drives onto a highway that hasn't been completed yet #OffTheIsland #GretzkyWasARighty #404HighwayNotFound #ShortCut #KonamiCode

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Buying beer and an old lady asks if they checked my ID. Guys says no and she says thank goodness 18 year olds should be allowed to drink!

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Talon has been asleep 90% of the trip. #newjohngoddard #deadweight #ryanleaf

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Who needs food dog when you have food lion! #foodwalrus #allaboutdemtrees #lemonsaquired

[Can't Handle This @GoatsNoGravity]

@PoseidonChariot that awkward moment when you send a fantastically brutal twot to the wrong halftime special #nicetry #sorrynotsorry #yikes

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@kittypurry Maybe on day you will show up to practice and learn how to drink like a man. #lightwate #leightweight #litewait

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@rojaepedro @tspoffs @MikeEmozzarella @timwritescode @breakersri

Who is Argus? #HIVEisBetter #AmandaWallerCanGoKickRocks

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@kittypurry The skumer is garbage and your super bowl half time show sucked. #donkeynuts #eggstothecar

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@GoatsNoGravity BRs on Guardian and you have a deal #CodIsForFags #HaloMasterRace #BullsWere9697 #YouGoddamRetards #HiddenMasters @wakawalka

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@iggyazalia You're voice sounds like that of slightly retarded crow. #nikkiwanabe #nailsonchalkboard #FreeKesha

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@GoatsNoGravity Slow and steady wins the race. #turtlesareposeidonsgifttoland #Spielberg #pipeitup #madden07

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Why is every state drink milk? #wedemcows #yippykyaye #middleofnowwhere #strongbones

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Just took a 40 minute detour to buy beer #Distributor #NoBeer #IJustWannaDie #TwoWholeDays #TwoWholeNips

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@UMassUltimate Tseytlin being shut down as usual #GingersHaveNoSouls #YouGotAFunnyShapedFlick

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@MikeEmozzarella What are you doing in Virginia? #AllDenimEverything #HardOutHereForACowboy #IMustacheYouAQuestion

[Dello @LegendofDello]

Your boy was a degenerate last night

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@PoseidonChariot I only made it out because I said, is this because I'm fat? #PCculture #selfidentidyasbloated #whalewatch2016