Tori Spoffs

You've got to embrace your inner strange, man. Just be weird.
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#LiveUltimate https://t.co/sUi185JL5r

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@benbanyas Update: the Armstrong wedding pickup was a hard fought (mildly) competitive game and the bride won bragging rights for life

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@USAUltimate what's the stall at beach natties? I'm hearing conflicting information

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@cjtweetsalot What's the title of your book?

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@disc_diversity @livelaughlime Booooo should've been win by 2!

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@being_ulti I think it's me

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@SinTheFields I'm wearing a summer league champ Jersey (not mine) that was made into a crop top with steak knives on a die roll. While at the airport bar listening to STF. I've never felt more on brand @JessSwahn

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Social distancing is just highlighting that I have no healthy coping habits. Sooooo that's fun

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Foresight is 2020

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@creynoodles I've wanted to try it so bad!

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@SimneBetchtwits A twist I never saw coming

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@JPrushan Launch, Fly Land
Young Beauties and Fools
Volume 1

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@magscolvett I think I can never go back. This is just what my hair will look like forever

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@magscolvett Ahhhhh the Macaulay Culkin knockoff says it to his neighbor at the end of the movie.

Unrelated, I also look forward to being a tough old bird

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@magscolvett Did you also watch Home Alone 3 recently?

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@being_ulti My parents gave me one for Christmas last year. I continue to not appreciate it. I know where my toilet is even in the dark?

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@laynedodge it was implied that I'm always in for a dinner date, just pick a day that I'm not already hungover on the couch

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Also check out @DUFlashPoint. And by the way, I mentioned a dinner date to 4,657 of you and NO ONE took me up on the offer. But bye for now! see ya on the fields! 👋🏻

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@being_ulti Why do you hate yellow so much

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@JasonTalerman More Susan

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@TheRajanStudios @being_ulti @mcampyy Seconded in @mcampyy blame

Not enough blades

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@magscolvett And preserves instead of jelly?

Fuck I need to make this now