Jarmz

Beer snob. Food junkie.

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

@FFHitman @SpitballersPod Draft your children but you can’t pick your own.

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

@tspoffs @SinTheFields You forgot to mention that we cut is with a steak knife

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

I just watched Spider-Man Homecoming for the first time. I’m so glad someone else agrees with me.

[Survivor Reddit @Survivor_Reddit]

Yet ANOTHER week that we are using this image 😮

#Survivor #Survivor40 #TeamTV

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I wish more of this $2 trillion went to people.

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Tom Brady Awakens From Week-Long Kombucha Bender To Discover He’s A Tampa Bay Buccaneer https://t.co/b91XsXjykU

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

WHO will be the NEXT soul #Survivor?

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

If you need a refresher on why we needed a #metoo movement. Watch seasons 7 & 8 of #Survivor.

[Andy Holloway @AndyHolloway]

Bye-thief.

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

#portlandia sketch idea- an artisan bakery run by bakers who use their own personal *yeast* 🥖 🍞 🥯

[Victoria Baamonde @veebaamonde]

STOP TELLING DEAN

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

Like seriously Gary. You need to score more than 5 pts a word to get with this.

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

Single ladies, might I suggest Words with Friends as your next dating app? The men on there are thirsty AF. #triplewordSCORE

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

The 80 year old woman next to me on the plane has her headphones up so loud! Her music of choice? Frank Sinatra and Sublime. 😅

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

@marg0718 LESS TALK, MORE FUNK

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

Proof the Rum Job was a sneakily underrated team name...

[SinTheFields @SinTheFields]

Yeah that looks about right

[Drunk PPC Girl @drunkppcgirl]

Do you ever get black out drunk and have weird dreams about a courtroom Zuckerberg with no pants riding a unicorn and screaming at @larrykim about chatbots?

...yeah, me neither totally weird who would dream that...

#heroconf #ppcchat

[HAOS Ultimate @HAOSultimate]

Other team to Jaime for the CALLAHAN! #CanaDiancowboy 5-4

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

@HAOSultimate @PhilJKowalski #funjess didn’t realize she was in her team account last night 😅

[Jarmz @JessSwahn]

My fitness pal says 2 hours of gymnastics burns the same number of calories as hackey sack. Plz explain