In the eyes of a Goblin

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This is just a Twitter for me to live tweet my reviews while I watch weird stuff. Recommendations welcome.

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Over all, not bad for a B-list, but you can definitely tell they cut a lot of corners. I give it a 5/10 Goblins because while it's not very good, it's also not very bad.

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Monsters: a Goblin's thoughts

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Plot: unoriginal and a little dumb. This was heavily coded as a scifi horror but came off more as a cheesy romance with a weird alien subplot. 5/10 Goblins

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So apparently the beginning found footage style was actually the end I think. Because you can hear the guy humming the song. Wild.

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Monsters: a Goblin's thread

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"I don't wanna go home" what? You'd rather make out with journalist boy in the infected zone? Jeez.

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"You look good behind a register" #worstpickuplines

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How much fucking memory does this guy's camera have?? He's probably taken over 200 pictures and still more. I need his SD card.