Person: so what are you like? What do you do for fun?
Me: I love staying home and wasting time watching shows and playing video games that nobody respects.
Person: on that's cool.
And I wonder why dating doesn't seem to work.
Recently single. Just about to start a job that is going to have me up at 6 am and home at 5 pm 5 days a week and I'm asking myself: how are you ever going to do anything but lay on your couch and watch TV in your free time π€£