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@EliMcCann What kind of satanic witchcraft did you practice to get them to do this picture?

[Cow Cow @GodCowCow]

@FormerlyCJ I enter that state daily at 9 pm

[Cow Cow @GodCowCow]

@CherrityG BULLLLLLLSHIT

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@CherrityG @AnnaHaber8

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@closet_EX I feel like with every passing year this becomes more regular.

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@smokyavocado I think it's b that has been being pronounced like a

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HAHAHAHAHAHA THE CHURCH IS SUCH A FUCKING DARK COMEDY SHOW HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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@BenMansfeld The best use I've ever seen of a standing desk

[Cow Cow @GodCowCow]

@FormerlyCJ Sounds awesome. Can imagine those challenges are intense

[Cow Cow @GodCowCow]

@FormerlyCJ What kind of coding challenge? This for a bootcamp or something?

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First day or work. Idk if I'm excited or "I'm going to pull over and throw up " kind of mood about it

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@EliMcCann Cute I love it. Let me know when you have a house being sold to be your neighbors. I'll convince my family to move 🤣

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Honestly my life is a Cosmic joke and I'm over it.

[Cow Cow @GodCowCow]

Person: so what are you like? What do you do for fun?
Me: I love staying home and wasting time watching shows and playing video games that nobody respects.

Person: on that's cool.

And I wonder why dating doesn't seem to work.

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@EliMcCann You can tell him that I've been in love with him through Twitter for awhile now. If that helps...?

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@EliMcCann See I get dogs. This is basically all I want to do with my free time too

[Cow Cow @GodCowCow]

@closet_EX You are going to microwave your Pokémon?

[Cow Cow @GodCowCow]

Recently single. Just about to start a job that is going to have me up at 6 am and home at 5 pm 5 days a week and I'm asking myself: how are you ever going to do anything but lay on your couch and watch TV in your free time 🤣

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@Slysssa Honestly all of them are guilty of this.

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Hardest part of going from married to single is getting used to phrasing things as "I" and "me" instead of "us" and "we"