God Retweets

If I retweet you then follow me, I will follow you, when you tweet, I retweet everything you do....

[Hassan Ishan 🇲🇻 @seefromthesky]

I once cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. ~ Sa'di, Persian poet.

[Lovely Angy @Hightowerfix]

Best Relationship: Talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.

[Nichole Mac @OliveRicciblg]

Over-dramatically turning the page on a test so people know you're ahead of them.

[Brayan Rodriguez @LaughlinBeltwxy]

"Do you realize how many calories are in that?" "Do you realize how much I dont care?"

[molly muse @Balchxoh]

I fell for you; my mistake.

[searra capps @Voorheesiuq]

That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like. Then I just think "It's you, silly." ??

[Kinky Tania @Heywardtao]

Every girl deserves to be someone's everything.

[Lovely Angy @Hightowerfix]

Love is like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.

[Alexsandro Junior @Mathesonjun]

I love when people remember the small things you thought they'd forget. That makes them even more special.

[Hassan Ishan 🇲🇻 @seefromthesky]

Me: hey tomorrow is new year. You know that?

Kid: yeah. But only 3 is changing to 4. Why is that?

Me:. ...😐

[sharaff |🦞 @sharaff]

What Franklin D. Roosevelt said "In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way."

[Elandi @Elandidup]

If you can read this, thank a teacher.

[Hassan Ishan 🇲🇻 @seefromthesky]

So damn sleepy.

[Hassan Ishan 🇲🇻 @seefromthesky]

My heart abused my brain so many times.

[Hassan Ishan 🇲🇻 @seefromthesky]

My new year resolutions are just like the fireworks on new year night.

[Hassan Ishan 🇲🇻 @seefromthesky]

2 years of disappointment for Mayan calendar.

[Hassan Ishan 🇲🇻 @seefromthesky]

Those who listen to music in public without headset, what's wrong with you?

[Lindsey Allen @lindseyallen]

Watching a documentary on water level issues and I'm like, "dam."

[Waj @myconfusedface]

A lot of people came into my life this year, some are gone, I haven't missed them.