M.U. The Goddess of Gas

@MysticUnigon here. If you're wondering where my fart content went, follow here for it! Farts and Burps are just funny. No fetish dm's!

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

If a unicorn farts glitter and a dragon farts fire, what does a unigon fart? Rainbow fireworks?

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

#startrek #farts #Memes #memesdaily

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

#Memes #memesdaily #fart #pets

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

When you go to pee, and more poop comes.

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
Whoever said it, let it. Whoever denied it, supplied it.
#Memes #memesdaily #fart

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

#Memes #memesdaily #StarTrek #BEAMMEUP

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

Genius! #Memes #memesdaily #poop

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

#Memes #memesdaily #andrethegiant #fart

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

Anyone remember the game There's Poop in My Soup? I know it doesn't rhyme but... #Memes #memesdaily #AmberTurd

[M.KEY$UN @ManuIntiraymi]

Pulling a Dutch Oven on your Husband or Wife is True Love. #ManusGoodManners

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

Why are the farts that you try to keep quiet always the loudest? #QuestionOfTheDay #fart

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

Why?! #Memes #memesdaily #fart

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

#Memes #memesdaily #fart

[MysticUnigon @MysticUnigon]

Oh so this is where #AmberTurd came from. Why am I not surprised?🤣🤣

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

After seeing all these courtroom videos with #JohnnyDepp and #AmberTurd I can't help but wonder if anyone has ever farted while the camera was rolling? 🤣

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

Okay I guess I'm gonna throw out the beans. I'm tired of pooping twice in a day, and my farts smell like garbage.

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

I had beans for lunch.

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

I hate taking a poop that's so slow my foot falls asleep.

[M.U. The Goddess of Gas @Goddess_Of_Gas]

You mean poop. I mean we're gradually destroying it, so yeah.