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Super Gremlin going Sicko Mode | asparagus & football | not trolling

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Me when I somehow get into heaven

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Dante Hall. Az-Zahir Hakim. Marcus Jones

[Emmit Douglas @emmitonair]

Devin Hester, Cordarrelle Patterson, or Brian Mitchell isn’t available: name a great NFL Kick Returner.

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

No clue if this is real but if so, might as well add CJ and Cade on top and go all in

[Marino Pepén @Marino_Pepen]

Buenas tardes, mi Gente!
Feliz miércoles!

Los #RedSox inician las conversaciones por James Wood, puesto es el mercado por el equipo de #Nationals.

El precio es alto, pero los #MediasRojas tienen el material armarle un paquete.

El momento que vive #Boston, pide a gritos un bateador de largo metraje que acompañe a Contreras.

No se vayan, que esto se pone bueno…

Seguimos, Positivo y OK.

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

@ericotown @unlimited_ls How about a thousand and one dollars

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

@danielgothits Buy some Comfort Colors on Amazon. Last forever, super comfortable and affordable.

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

@danabeers McCorkle feeling himself lmao

[Brayden Ilie 🟦 @illpill96]

Ball knowers don’t forget

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Great list. Here are my top 5 US bars:

1. Back Bar - St Pete, FL

2. Kahunas - St Pete, FL

3. Tiny Tap - Tampa, FL

4. Green Iguana - Tampa, FL

4. Ricks on the River - Tampa, FL

[Mike Emond @MKEmond]

Great list. Here are my top 5 US bars:

1. Bubbas Sulky Lounge - Portland, ME
2. Tom English's - South Boston
3. Goal Post - Quincy, MA
4. Muldowney's - Providence, RI
5. PACC - Taunton, MA

Honorable mention:

Joes Nautical - Hull, MA
Baseball Tavern - Boston, MA (RIP)
Bullpen - Boston, MA
Wally's Jazz Club - Boston, MA

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Ball knower

[trash jones @jzux]

they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

1000000%

[BallPark Buzz @BallParkBuzz]

Royce Lewis is having a down year (51 OPS+) and is a free agent in 2029.

Jarren Duran is having a down year (57 OPS+) and is a free agent in 2029.

Would you do a 1-1 swap as a change of scenery case for both players?

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

11 wins

[Savage @Savageboston]

2026 New England Patriots full schedule:

Week 1: @ Seahawks (primetime)
Week 2: Steelers 1 PM
Week 3: @ Jaguars 1 PM
Week 4: @ Bills 1 PM
Week 5: Raiders 1 PM
Week 6: Jets 1 PM
Week 7: @ Bears (TNF primetime)
Week 8: @ Miami
Week 9: Packers 425
Week 10: @ Lions (Germany) 930 AM
Week 11: Bye Week
Week 12: @ Chargers (SNF)
Week 13: Bills 425 PM
Week 14: Vikings (TNF primetime)
Week 15: @ Chiefs (MNF)
Week 16: @ Jets, 1 PM
Week 17: Denver
Week 18: Miami

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Join me in voting for…Wade Davis and Mitch Moreland to the HOF!

Terrible class. Only one deserving imo is Buster

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

2027 Hall of Fame First-Time Candidates

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Weren’t Yankee fans calling him elite just a year ago? Lmfao

[October G 🎃 @MVPGiancarlo_]

I’m gonna get cooked for this… how is this still in the MLB lmaooooo

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Finally ppl are talking about this. Lynch makes Bill look like the best drafter on the planet

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

I evaluated the last 4 years of John Lynch drafts

his performance:

2023: #31
2024: #28
2025: #31
2026: #32

after the draft, Lynch claimed he knows better than everyone else

the data shows he doesn’t

I went thru every single "reach" he made

it's gross
https://t.co/lIiJ1aOWx9

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Draft winners: Bucs, Raiders, Ravens, Browns, Cowboys
HM: Bills, Eagles, Colts

Draft losers: 49ers, Rams, Steelers, Broncos, Jaguars
HM: Cardinals, Titans

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

John Lynch is a dog shit evaluator and drafter and nobody talks about it

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

@barstoolspringb Jesus Christ, put away those Joel embiid dawgs Kelly, there’s children watching

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Goes outrageously hard

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

In 1994 I saw this live and it was a beautiful mashup of many genres and made all uncomfortable because they did not have the category slot.

David Letterman didn’t know what hit him.

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

Live
https://t.co/8baqLRXl5D

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Both Washington corners will quietly sniff top 100.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Can I interest you in a 6'4" corner that runs 4.41 and had four picks in seven games while missing exactly zero tackles against the run.

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Just a week out! 3.0

FTR - don’t think the Pats go WR in the first, but couldn’t pass up Boston

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Unreal szn despite not finishing on top. 1.0

Not sexy but efficient. I suspect Clark, Moore and Joly to continue to be risers

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

Leaning heavy towards EDGE or S in rd 1.

[asparagus @Godsparagus]

1. Brewers
2. Padres
3. Braves
4. Royals
5. Pirates
6. Orioles
7. Reds
8. Rangers

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Which new City Connect uniform is the best and which is the worst?