Godzilla Haiku (All Scales, No Fails (tm) )

The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo.
Occasionally tweets in non-haiku format. Gotta be flexible.
#Resist #VoteBlue #VaccinesSaveLives #BeKindRewind

[Godzilla Haiku (All Scales, No Fails (tm) ) @GodzillaHaiku]

BREAKING - I'VE SOLVED AN INTERNATIONAL MYSTERY! @Nestle
Part 1: 12 tons of Kit Kat bars are stolen from a shipment in Italy.
Part 2: A sculpture of a Ferrari race car MADE OF KIT KAT BARS shows up.
Part 3: George Clooney walks away with the girl and a bag full of money.

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@atrupar Americans: "I don't believe anything I hear from the White House until I hear from Iran. And what a SAD freaking state of affairs is THAT?!?"

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@MAGAVoice BS. There is NO evidence of cheating or fraud. tRump repeats this lie EVERY TIME he doesn't get what he wants. It takes time to receive and count mail in votes. Again, this has been explained before. If you have REAL evidence of fraud, great! Take it to court and PROVE IT.

[Godzilla Haiku (All Scales, No Fails (tm) ) @GodzillaHaiku]

@SenatorBanks Because puberty and other changes can begin in children as young as 10. Giving kids honest and factually correct information about what is going on IN THEIR OWN BODIES is extremely important.
And stop with the 'encouraged to mutilate their bodies' lies. No one is doing that.

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@atrupar "They."
Translation - "The legion of voices in my head, all calling me 'Sir',"

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@Acyn Okay, it seems MAYBE that he's talking about "right to repair" laws, which are generally a great idea. But watch the GOP twist this into "right to tear out or modify your emissions controls because 'FREEDUMB WITH A B'" or some other nonsense.

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@CynicalPublius THE MERE EXISTENCE of an election where trump's picks don't win means he'll immediately start lying about "rigged elections."

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@CynicalPublius I think you're not taking into account the fact that tRump lies constantly and there is no evidence that mail-in ballots are fraudulent. If you have evidence, great. Go prove your case in court. But remember, unlike social media, there are real consequences to lying in court.

[Godzilla Haiku (All Scales, No Fails (tm) ) @GodzillaHaiku]

@freedombunkr He says, with absolutely no proof.

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@freedombunkr How convenient for you.

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@mfa_russia Actually, Russia is spending its money where it gets them the most results: Buying American right-wing politicians and 'influencers.'

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@mfa_russia OR, Russia could just fuck off and end the war in a day by getting out of Ukraine.

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@KattyKarpenter @fw_naetoblaq Oh, the other thing that works sometimes is going through the alphabet and thinking of as many words as I can that start with each letter. X and Z are challenging, but still a fun diversion.

[Godzilla Haiku (All Scales, No Fails (tm) ) @GodzillaHaiku]

@KattyKarpenter @fw_naetoblaq Here's what works for me: Start up a 'comfort movie' or show on your phone or tablet, put an earbud in one ear, then place the phone FACE DOWN so the light doesn't bug you. If it's a movie you're familiar with, just the soundtrack is enough, and you can picture it in your mind.

[Dr Helen Fry | WWII Historian @DrHelenFry]

Alex Kershaw’s D-Day coverage has begun.

Every year it is utterly exceptional.

Do ‘Follow’ him and keep up-to-date with his posts:

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[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

“Very small. Go to sleep.” …MOMM!
#CalvinandHobbes #BedtimeBattles

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The fact that we're being held hostage by the dumbest 32% of the country is really strange and annoying.

[Morgan Fairchild's Dogs @MorgFairsdogs]

Nectar 255096
Kill Command
#NYCACC #RescueOnly
A shy 5 yr old boy
Never promoted by ACC, only 2 pics
Remains at back of kennel
Dodges staff when being leashed
Needs exp all adult home
Help save Nectar!
#pledge4rescue #foster #adopt