Michael Goetzman

Wisconsinite & Nevadan - CypherPunk, ❂SolarPunk❂, Burner, Hacker, Kabbalist, FreeMason, @CypherCon & SecretCon Creator, @DEFCON Goon, MSFT MVP & CIO / AI / CISO

[Michael Goetzman @Goetzman]

@be_yuvie @harrytwips @grok If they can purge their leaders , they have a chance of a decent future

[Horse @TheFlowHorse]

Son of a bitch this stings.

[Michael Goetzman @Goetzman]

AI is like Styrofoam. Its toxic and horrible for the future, but its basically free and useful for just about everything

[Michael Goetzman @Goetzman]

@hthieblot Ultima Online

[Michael Goetzman @Goetzman]

Dee-dee-dee dee-dee-dee-dee dee-dee-dee-dee dee-dee-dee-dee dee-dee deep in my soul, yeah, dee-deep in my soul, yeah.

[Michael Goetzman @Goetzman]

@VGC_News Ultima Online is still the best experience in my mind, pvp, houses, dragons, boats, pvp…pvp….

[Michael Goetzman @Goetzman]

Check out the @CypherCon 2026 KEYNOTE: Echoes from the Net: Floppy Memories, Digital Fingerprints with speaker Mishaal Khan https://t.co/v7gNjQWPcB

[Michael Goetzman @Goetzman]

@AdamBLiv It’s 3:05am here

[Michael Goetzman @Goetzman]

@LasVegasLocally Shut them down

[Stephen Sims @Steph3nSims]

I'm looking forward to speaking at @CypherCon in March 2027! Shout out to @Goetzman. I'll show transparency around the state of AI in relation to autonomous offensive testing, Human-in-the-Loop considerations, limitations, automation, and cost!

https://t.co/uLObl4UTTB

[Michael Goetzman @Goetzman]

@Calmo495 @reviewjournal We come visit for burning man, otherwise we forget you exist

[Michael Goetzman @Goetzman]

@Calmo495 @reviewjournal Fernley is welcome to them

[Addie @atdiy]

All @Cyphercon badges programmed, tested, and packaged! Can't wait for you guys to come by the badge village to see what we have planned this year!

[Addie @atdiy]

We have a badge @CypherCon ! Let's hope the batteries keep it alive for the duration :p. Bring a micro USB cable for shenanigans!

[CYPHERCON @CypherCon]

Less than 10 extreme badges remain, when they are out, they are out… you have been warned

[wireengineer @wireengineer]

@CypherCon what am I doing?

[edskoudis @edskoudis]

Here is the result, from Grok3:

Dive into a fascinating blend of history and technical intrigue at Ed Skoudis’s engaging presentation, “Please Keep Your Bait-and-Switch Business Practices, Export Restrictions, and Customs Shipping Delays Off My Incunable”! In this talk, Ed—a cybersecurity enthusiast with a knack for puzzles—shares his unexpected journey to secure a rare Gutenberg Bible leaf, the pioneering print that reshaped how we share knowledge. What started with a simple dad joke grew into a quest fueled by OSINT skills, from tracking elusive sellers to navigating export licenses and sweating out a customs delay after wiring funds to London. With a mix of problem-solving grit and a few lessons learned the hard way, Ed’s story offers a relatable take on tackling complex challenges. Perfect for cybersecurity buffs, puzzle lovers, and tech history fans, this session promises practical insights and a fun, down-to-earth adventure—sign up to join the ride!

Hope to see you all at CypherCon, April 3-4, in Milwaukee, WI. We'll have the whole Counter Hack crew there too! https://t.co/WMQYRFRIgc @CypherCon

[Michael Goetzman @Goetzman]

Squid Games Season 3 needs a good game of the floor is lava.

[CYPHERCON @CypherCon]

Our 2025 presentation schedule is now available! https://t.co/6GMPdAFeyl