If you are intending to marry a Luhya woman,
Know the subtribe.
This is important.
Some subtribes emanate from a lineage of witches,
Some from thieves.
Some from murderers and cannibals.
Some subtribes genetically influence their women to be combative and rude, e.g., Banyore.
A Kisa subtribe woman is naturally warm and has a high propensity for fertility.
Marama subtribe has good women, but the core Marama woman, what we call "Namukhula", can be combative if you fail to tame her.
Approach the Wanga woman with caution. They have a clan that calls its women "Bwibo — Makulu saba." These are dynamite.
Bukusu women are malleable but easily attracted to fellow Bukusu men. They don't get much comfort and safety from other men. You can marry her if you are not Bukusu, but if you falter, she will likely cheat on you with a Bukusu man.
The Isukha and Idakho are volatile in nature. They can bite your dick off. They are also fertile, sexually electric and chaotic if you fail to tame her.
The best bet in the Luhya community would be:
• Ba'Tsotso: Kakamega, Bukura
• Ba'Marachi: Busia
• Ba'Samia: Busia
• Ba'Khayo: Busia
• Ba'Kisa: Kakamega, Khwisero
• Ba'Tirichi: Vihiga, Nandi
• Ba'Tachoni: Bungoma, Kitale
You will not go wrong with these ones.
One simple roar, and they coil back to their femininity.
Maragoli are volatile, their fuse is always on emergency. Only Maragoli men can handle them. Marry them if your father owns a tea factory in Mudete.
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