GOGORILATED

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[GOGORILATED @Gogorilated]

Nobody owes you support. If you don't build yourself, don't blame the world when it moves on without you.

[Safiya 🦋 @HeySafiya]

Footballers are the only people whose biggest dream is to make their mothers cry. What a shame. 💀

[GOGORILATED @Gogorilated]

Read it twice before getting angry. 😂

[BIG PUNCH👊🏼 @RealNasiru]

Some people are already typing before understanding the joke.

[Galadima @UmarPosts]

The comments are about to separate football fans from everyone else.

[ESMOLOL @MrNasiru]

You had us in the first half.

[Son of Isah @Gogoriology]

Now I'm waiting for someone to confidently miss the joke in the quotes. 🍿

[Umar, MD @UmarMedic]

This joke has an assist worthy of the Ballon d'Or.

[KING YAMAL @KingYamal19]

The fact that most people won't get this immediately makes it even funnier. 💀

[Fatima 🦋 @fat_bintu]

The comments are about to become a battlefield.

[SAFIYYA✨ @SafiyyaCrypto]

This is technically true, which makes it even funnier.

[Presido 🫶🏿 @UmarCuler]

One sentence. So much confusion. 💀

[KHUMALO THABANG🇿🇦 @Thakumalo]

The delayed realization is hilarious.

[Smart Boy @Chelseanemia]

This is rage bait with a wholesome ending.

[ChewScohe @ChewScohe]

Football fans knew exactly where this was going.

[Gogori @DoctorGogori]

Doctors don’t heal you. They manage what you refused to prevent.

[Ramisa @GogoriStore]

The punchline is elite.

[Mr. Skiddo✌🏽 @Umarramendi]

The joke gets better every time you reread it.

[Goriasis🧩 @GoriasisXBT]

Context is everything. 😭

[Gamer @ZeeAgric]

Imagine explaining this joke to someone who doesn't watch football.

[AMEERATU✨ @MeerahKelvin]

People who didn't get it instantly are exposing themselves.