Not Official Go-Gurt

If you eat it more than 7 days past the use by date, it's no one's fault but your own. Parody account

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

To our loyal consumers: we see you and we hear you.

That is why @Gogurt is officially calling on @tedcruz and @marcorubio to introduce a bill halting #Gurtflation and getting the #Gurt back in the People’s hands

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

@barstoolsports @barstoolcarl @IlliniFootball Have to hand it to them, Make a wish is really getting creative these days

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

Nothing more important than consent when it comes to #Gurt, St. Blunt

[St. Blunt @St_Blunt]

you gon suck whichever gogurt I pull out the box

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

If she doesn’t have #Gurt in her fridge, I expect you to stuff it yourself

[RamBeau @RamBeauski]

The best part of fucking a milf is going into the fridge afterwards and ripping a Capri sun pacific cooler and a strawberry/banana gogurt.

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

Wait till your second, you’ll be snorting kitty litter off your toy mouse’s ass

[kafka the cat (Cat Lawyer) @TheKafka]

My Very First Gogurt…has me Absolutely Rowdy!!

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

We’ve been locked out of our distribution center for a week and now our IG has been hacked. DO NOT try the mystery flavor, we don’t know what it is nor who, or what, made it

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

Take it back Malia

[malia @weedvsrestrict]

Not that bad!! Tastes like gogurt

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

You bet your hairy ass it is

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

@GarrettFritch @MaraWilson The only nickname for Gogurt that our company will accept is “Gurt.” Leave the “Frubes” to those @Dannon clowns always trying to steal our secret Gurt recipe

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

#MandalorianSeason2 would be much better if Baby Yoda got slurped by some stoned college kid at 2 am standing in front of his parents’ open fridge while he’s home for the holidays

[FOGHAT STAN @MikeMacRaeMike]

The Spaceballs version of Baby Yoda would be Gogurt

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

@davidraccio *waves hand and wiggles fingers* this is not the gogurt account you are looking for

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

@plumpurloiner 🥰

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

@beeegardner Hand up, it sounded a lot better in the pitch meetings

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

@WesleyChien13 ...Wesley?

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

Idk who this guy is but this is almost exactly how it went down

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

It’s the 90’s, you’re blasting lines in the bathroom of General Mills HQ, you roll up the sleeves on your unbuttoned white blazer and get ready to pitch “GoGurt: Yogurt on the Go” to a room full of executives

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

Let’s think about this before you make a decision you’ll regret

[Julian “Ju-Ju” Martinez @JuJuTalksSports]

You can have the rest of my gogurt

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

Not a fuckin chance bud. Fans stay fans, you couldn’t handle this arena

[jason @gogxrt]

.@gogurt are you ready to hand over this handle yet? let’s cut a deal

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

https://t.co/nWfyKFb71F is a stain on the Gurt community. The @ufc’s continued support of such an immoral organization cannot stand any longer #Guillotines4Gurt

[pickelodeon @sir_gherkin]

@gogurt care to comment?

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

@bluebitchvee @awsten Yes

[Not Official Go-Gurt @gogurt]

@awsten 😏😏😏