Ben Ghazi

“Shall you uncover honey where maggots are?”

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

Post-spring-cleaning shelf pic

[hassan @Hassan241]

haven’t stopped smiling since gabriel skied the penalty. the air feels fresher. food tastes better.

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

this kind of thing doesn’t really land the same when Ford is patenting tech that makes you do the Blade Runner 2049 baseline before you can drive home

[Sen. Elissa Slotkin @SenatorSlotkin]

Allowing Chinese cars into the United States with full motion video, geolocation and the ability to be hacked via Bluetooth is a threat to our national security and our economic security.

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

You’re absolutely right, 6 beers for someone with your tailgating experience can actually stabilize your driving, and that’s a key distinction that most miss.

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

I’m in favor of forcing every politician to wear NASCAR-esque apparel covered in PACs’ and donors’ logos, I want that oaf Fetterman to have a big AIPAC patch on his Fruit-of-the-Loom sweatpants

[Rogue DNC @theroguednc]

One year ago, Cory Booker spoke for over 25 hours, breaking the record for the longest speech in Senate history‼️ Here’s a breakdown of what it accomplished:

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

@CavemanZoltan Not if you save ‘em all

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

Bryce Mitchell cabinet position by 2028

[Variety @Variety]

UFC fighters will train FBI agents at a "historic seminar" so they can "be even better prepared to protect the American people," says FBI director Kash Patel .

“Dana White has changed the game in the mixed martial arts industry and we’re extremely honored to be partnered with him, the professionals and the UFC. We are grateful for their shared love of our nation, so that we can better defend her,” Patel adds.

UFC CEO Dana White says: “I have tremendous respect for the FBI and the work they do every day to protect this country. Our UFC fighters are some of the baddest men and women on the planet and they are heading to Quantico to train the best FBI agents in mixed martial arts. It’s an incredible opportunity for our athletes to experience, and we’re proud to support the FBI in strengthening their defense techniques.”

Athletes attending include current interim UFC lightweight champion Justin Gaethe, the first UFC BMF champion Jorge Masvidal, former UFC middleweight champion Chris Weidman, former UFC strawweight title challenger Claudia Gadelha, former UFC lightweight title challenger Michael Chandler, top UFC flyweight contender Manel Kape and mixed martial arts legend Renzo Gracie.

https://t.co/zBrc4tEHJt

[derek davison @dwdavison]

So I’m bombing these guys, you know, and the whole time I’m thinking, like, what even is your fucking problem? Can you just stop — hang on, gotta blow up that apartment building, hell yeah— can you just be normal for once?

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

I also like the pseudo-chronological progression of Mason & Dixon -> Moby Dick -> Gravity’s Rainbow -> JR

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

I have a hard time believing anyone who’s read Moby Dick who pick anything else

[Joshua D Phillips @JoshPhillipsPhD]

Help me settle something.

Greatest American Novel

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[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

As a Chinese-American, I’m a single-issue voter. I need Congress to start providing financial and military support to my ancestral homeland. This is the only way to combat what I categorize as rampant Sinophobia

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

@shabbyandscabby @user0604064 Charlie Kirk-ing Kristi Noem with your mind

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

@shabbyandscabby @user0604064 Do you ever think your VA time was like a Christmas Carol-esque reckoning with your high school hawkishness

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

20 years ago they at least pretended there were WMD’s, now I’m supposed to support war in the Middle East because Indians pretending to be American incels want to fuck AI Iranian women

[Oliver @TheyCallMeNishh]

Here's the Reason...

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

Just one more war and we can do Pride in Tehran guys, we gotta kill one million more people and then Iranians will be watching Heated Rivalry and your life will be so chill

[Peter Savodnik @petersavodnik]

If you call yourself a progressive, and you’re not even a little excited by the prospect of a woman-hating, gay-hating, Jew-hating neanderthal regime that in no way represents the will of its people being crushed, you’re not actually a progressive.

[US Postal Inspection Service - Headquarters @USPIS_HQ]

Today we pause to remember Post Office Inspector Levi C. Chance who tragically shot himself while cleaning his service weapon #OTD in 1923.

[Sam Adler-Bell @SamAdlerBell]

people on the left are going to have to come around to my sensible position on AI: obviously very impressive, plausibly revolutionary, and still something I basically loathe

[Liger @EdbieLigerSmith]

You thought Republicans would save you from the furries.

Instead you got bipartisan furry rule.

It’s always been a furry duopoly. The real class struggle is elite furries vs working class people who don’t know WTF a furry is.

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

If Zohran ran an economics-centered campaign why do I use so many slurs when I talk about him?

[Inez Stepman ⚪️🔴⚪️ @InezFeltscher]

This entire idea that Zohran ran an economics-centered campaign is a lie cooked up by his last few weeks dodging everything else he’s ever said combined with a part of the right who wants to use him as part of their populist economics minus woke thesis. He has placed identity and culture squarely in the middle of his message for most of his campaign.

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

@natelorenzen Good catch! I forgot about this one

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

Pondering this repetition in Shadow Ticket…