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[Judith Kaminski @BigJude62]

Something Wrong with iPad

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@GoopLloyd @JeremiahDJohns https://t.co/OCfbzozAUa

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@UnpaidOSSIntern wym naturally it's my immortal

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@shabbyandscabby this ab to be your problem

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bf read the master doc… dog we’re cooked

[uncrustable connoisseur @user0604064]

oh!

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

my boyfriend is way more domestically functional and generous than I am so i’ve had to start innovating new strains of feminist theory to maintain the upper hand. Recently came up with the term “weaponized competence”

[uncrustable connoisseur @user0604064]

@GDess i read this and laughed out loud. such unselfconscious misogyny. every time he whined about her 'didactic' and lecturing prose he might as well have called her an uppity and unfuckable schoolmarm and been done with it

[Sammy @samfz7]

I reviewed The Life of a Showgirl as a severely disappointed swiftie

https://t.co/yWVaIp4K6V

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equally it’s an album ab this feeling

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sabrina carpenter’s new album is a disco fever dream of songs written as if she’s playing herself in a dozen Do Not Destroy SNL appearances

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@alaskalandmine absolute legend love her 4 this ❤️

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@alaskalandmine she’s real asf for this 🙏

[uncrustable connoisseur @user0604064]

yes, & almost impressive how every review i've read of eddington was by someone who apparently didn't watch the movie. mama the bitcoin farm + fb slop warehouse is moving in next door

[Ben Ghazi @UnpaidOSSIntern]

Eddington was great, a lot of silly stuff happens but it’s a movie about a data center that gets built

[uncrustable connoisseur @user0604064]

in contrast i’m watching girls for the first time and am BLOWN AWAY by her writing & performances. a shame too much didn’t quite hit the mark!

[uncrustable connoisseur @user0604064]

genuinely surprised by the warm reception to lena dunham’s too much. i found it to be wildly inconsistent in nearly every way, both underbaked and overwrought.

[uncrustable connoisseur @user0604064]

i know it’s completely hollow up there but this is an impressively bad tweet

[Governor Mike Dunleavy @GovDunleavy]

The passage of the Big Beautiful Bill is a huge win for Alaska. It puts up to 70% of Cook Inlet and ANWR oil revenues back into our state, restarts lease sales, and invests billions in Arctic infrastructure — including homeporting our first polar icebreaker.

This is the kind of policy that secures Alaska’s future. Thank you to our congressional delegation for delivering for Alaskans. #BigBeautifulBill

[uncrustable connoisseur @user0604064]

my ballot of the fascists at the nyt let me vote my conscience

[Arjun @arjunfischer]

this would change every hour but

[uncrustable connoisseur @user0604064]

guys it’s SO important to keep all those geriatric centrist insider traders in office…. actually we can only save democracy with White Moderates specifically…..

[POLITICO @politico]

DNC gives David Hogg an ultimatum https://t.co/kCqWPaIMKP

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Chappell Roan unveils concept photo as the lawyer for her upcoming single ‘The Giver.’