GoIta Kadi

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

After waiting 3 years to get an #EWS1, I am now being asked for a landlord certificate in order to sell my flat. A serious Q, what is the suicide rate among leaseholders? @RishiSunak get your house in order, or call a general election.

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

Man, I thought they had the CCTV footage of me eating haraam McDonalds chicken nuggets in a car park in Coventry.

That would have been career ending…because I was ENJOYING them.

God forgive me.

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

You think life is hard? Wait till you do school/nursery or childminder drops

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

@CitiesSkylines I need the PS5 version!!

[Reece Dinsdale @reece_dinsdale]

Show me the bit where she’s wrong.
I’ll wait.

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

@BenKentish hi Ben - check your messages. Cheers

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Elon’s lost the Mother

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

Why is it that anything new is diabolically built in this country.

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

Elizabeth line running a terrible service again. Last week the rats chewed into the signal cables at Paddington. God knows what it is this week.

At this rate, people on delayed trains should be charged off-peak rates. Pay an arm and a leg for this service.

@TfL @transportgovuk

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

So we crucified Corbyn for planning to tax the rich… but the Tory’s have gone after the middleman instead. Time to look out of the UK. #IR35

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

Change starts at home. #WorldcupQatar2022

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

Your phone signal in Milton Keynes is so bad, you feel like your in a different time zone.

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

People need to leave @muftimenk alone. The guy didn’t do anything wrong.

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

WTF, was London on a budget this year? Where’s the fireworks at! #TwitterGIFs

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

Do you ever deep the time you’ve spent in this world

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

@ClinchedFists Tell me about it, nobody can mess with @wself the giant!

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

We’re in 2021 and the driver has to get out of the car to put the child lock on.

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

@ClinchedFists BT

[GoIta Kadi @GoitaKadi]

@Manlikeishyyy Tell him to pick me up now