Drew Morphettville

🎶 From the Torrens to Henley, parking fines are killing me 🎶

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

Whatever happened to Jeremy Wade? Is he still single? Catching carp..?

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

Cricket fans might think this is the first Gay Root at Lords. Untrue.

Truth is it’s not even the first gay root at Lords today.

#ENGvNZ

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

As much as I love watching Bethel, I need this Gay Root pretty bad. #ENGvNZ

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

Why is everyone being so mean to Jackie A..? She pretended she was going to charge her pal Mick Gatto, didn’t she? What more do people want..? @Ausbobsmit @PoliBard @TomElliott3AW @rtralphy @SimonSperling :

[Financial Review @FinancialReview]

No formal push is underway, but some Victorian Labor MPs are increasingly worried they are running out of time to replace Jacinta Allan before the state election. https://t.co/tp9HPeoh8G

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

C.S. Lewis was spot on:

"Where the tide flows towards increasing State control, Christianity, with its claims in one way personal and in the other way ecumenical and both ways antithetical to omnicompetent government, must always in fact (though not for a long time yet in words) be treated as an enemy. Like learning, like the family, like any ancient and liberal profession, like the common law, it gives the individual a standing ground against the State."

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

@PMalinauskasMP @TimHarcourt You’ve done it again Premier Ramanauskus! You’re the reason I moved here and you’ve done it again you magnificent bastard!

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@TonyShaw22 https://t.co/rQls7INX5S

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@Thejimpenman Wilfully lowering the value and quality of the lives of your citizens to better entrench your political party isn’t cowardice.
It’s treason.

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

If the AFL were serious, Thursday night footy would only be Cats playing interstate #imo . #Aflcrowscats

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@internetarchiva ‘Voss’ by Patrick White

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

@rtralphy Lock in A) #GangsterState thanks Eddie

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

Anyone who says Dangerfield isn’t their favourite player has quietly given me permission to stop listening to them. #aflcrowscats

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@SimonSperling @Sauronlordking If @JaneCaro invested in Tobin Brothers people would stop dying

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

@andrewbogut @Sauronlordking Claire O’Zempic’s got a chin that’d make every other Chin in the Chinese yerrow pages blush

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

@SagarH62 When I met him he introduced himself as “Kim”.

Awesome photo.

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

@janecaro would say - quite rightly, of course - that this woman is a bigot

[John Anderson AC @JohnAndersonAC]

A study of 2.1 million births found that in Indian families, once two girls have been born, the odds of the third child being a girl drop dramatically — 134 boys born for every 100 girls | @ProfJoannaHowe

#Australia #SexSelectiveAbortion #GenderEquality #ProLife #AustralianPolitics #WomensRights #BirthRates

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

@MattWalshShow How breathtakingly #adorbs .... Matt seems to not only believe that the recordings exist, but that they will soon be released.

[Drew Morphettville @Goldenjocks]

@buperac um, you know this guy’s a self made billionaire, right?

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@Lisa9Sophia Typical champagne socialist.. pretends to relate when her daddy a Hollywood millionaire:

[R3tards Down Under @r3tarddownunder]

🚨 BREAKING: The name of the new Victorian cricket franchise that is the result of a merger between the Renegades and the Stars is:

The Melbourne Machetes.

Official mascot will be a Machete Amnesty Bin.