Goldie

Dierks Bentley & band tour bus. A million miles and still rocking.

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

“@yeahcourts: 😍😍 its @GoldieBus”

At least you got my good side.

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

I'm baaaaack

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

"@velvetsedge: New trend alert: THE SHELFIE, not the selfie!"

#SHELFIE .@velvetsedge

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

“@saraahudgens: Just passed Dierks Bentleys tour bus, it's cool”

Yeah ya did.

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

@DierksBentely's album #Riser came out today.

Unfortunately, I've been forced to look at six "risers" every morning for the past ten years.

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

Oh shit...you guys are still here???

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

This guy hauling the "oversized load" is an "oversized asshole"

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

Big White breaks and D personally takes it to the mechanic. But when it's ol' Goldie? He just leaves my golden ass on the side of the road.😕

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

To @dylan_ewing, my 3,000th follower...

Back the hell off! You're tailgating!

*slams on brakes*

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

You know how sometimes you get sick, miss a week of work, finally get better, and then are SO EXCITED to be back on the job? Me neither.

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

I'm a branded woman.

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

The mechanics at this garage have been in and out of me all day...now I know what it feels like to be a bunk sock.

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

Feeling strangely better now that I got rid of Dierks and the band....

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

Son of a b*tch, I'm tired.

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

In Albuquerque tonight...not sure which blew harder...the wind or Dierks' band.

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

For the past 3 days, just me and my driver. No Dierks. No band. This might be the 1st time in history I could pass a health code inspection.

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

Guess I had a little too much fun in Miami last night. Don't remember much after Flo Rida's set. Who ARE these guys???

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

Merry Christmas shoutout to @TonyDNite! Here's to another million miles of incessant stocking stuffing in the top bunk!

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

Can somebody tell me why the band's bunks are covered with leftover gravy?

[Goldie @GoldieBus]

Everybody in the band is sick. The germ-sharing on the bus is more incestuous than a Jerry Lee Lewis family reunion.