Gomer Qyle

The official profile of the flaccid fascist phallus of a true North Texas #hatriot! #pastiche

[Gomer Qyle @GomerQyle]

Never give up! Here's a picture of @PrincetonISD Cyndi Darland. Maybe if they had some #DragQueens for friends, they wouldn't look like a bunch of washed up old whores trying to recapture their misspent youth.

[Gomer Qyle @GomerQyle]

I'm brought back to memories of Trump rallies... What was their motto? Oh, yeah: #FuckYourFeelings

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Daddy @patriottxs got humiliated tonight in @PrincetonISD. Now, I'm in for a #viagra fueled shower wank because he'll do his #CryingInTheRain. Unless @MarkEisenmannSr calls after his "bride" nods off from years of unfulfilled sexual desires. https://t.co/E5r2xWAisw

[Gomer Qyle @GomerQyle]

I woke up today stiff and swollen because @patriottxs was dreaming of getting a job looking down the underwear of school kids to direct them to the correct bathroom. He's currently pissed that the @TX_Legislature won't name him #PeckerChecker general.

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I am completely worn out from @patriottxs' homoerotic cruise of the @SARiverwalkFun. He spent so much time getting railed, but all that #viagra was wasted. I never puked once. #ConservativePowerBottom #WhoreForHuffines

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Dear @patriottxs,

Why can't we just get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship and get in touch with truly how we feel? #masturbation is #selfcare. #poorlyeducated #MAGA #fuckwit

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@RealWayneRoot Expect cases of #genitalwarts and #chlamydia to drop by 15% in the #MAGA crowd. If Silk goes, too, you can probably bump that number up to 30%.

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Dear @patriottxs, I don't think I like you anymore. When you get to drinking, you put me places I've never been before.

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My favorite time of the year is coming up. I hope Kyle ED Sims asks the doc to use 3 fingers this year to check his #prostate. #AllHatNoCattle #ErectileDysfunction @patriottxs