Alejandro Wallington

@kladsso is a scrub -Abraham Lincoln

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@MadDogRadio @AdamSchein More inevitable than death or taxes. Which is fitting, because Chargers fans want to die and Staley's coaching is taxing to watch. Brandon Staley should be charged for emotional battery, because he just keeps charging.

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@MadDogRadio Really disappointed to hear Danny Cannell and Linda Cohn spreading false information about vaccinations and conspiracy theories on your platform yesterday. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves

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@PapaJohns

How do I meet Papa John

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More like Aaron Hernandead Amiright

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It was a good run, Tony.

#homoforRomo

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Love comments like:

"Wow *insert social/racial/gender group* need to get over it. We get it, you're _____."
-someone who is not a ______

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@aylin_onen it was the kennel club

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My heart goes out to those lost in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

#AshWednesday

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@Grant_Branam no im a libtard cuck get it right

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If you use "snowflake" to describe people you dont agree with, you are the exact type of person that you are berating

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Grandpa to my little brother: "Thats a clown show, do you like clowns?"
*hovers on CSPAN's "House of Representatives"*

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"They're like bromance"
-grandma

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Well that was a press conference that did indeed occur

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Confession time!

Fav this and I'll tell you why you're trash

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You fuckers sure like my cats tho

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I truly apologize to everyone following me for the pathetic garbage I tweet. Have a cat photo as consolation

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"Hey I was just wondering if I could..."

"I have a boyfriend"

"...get extra hot on my burrito o.0"

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Was v close to making to 7 am before feeling like garbage, we'll get em next year

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Valentine's day docket: eat chipotle alone and swipe on tinder until I start crying

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@Infinite_Iris Thanks <3