Kay 🫶🏻

a damsel in distress

[Kay 🫶🏻 @kayleeeware]

@abbygov when I was in kindergarten my teacher called all the students to the reading carpet for story hour & I kept playing in the kitchen and my teacher asked if I wanted to join and I said “no thank you” and continued to play. My teacher was appalled

[Test Patterns (3-1) @testpatterns_]

I have a coworker who is 15 - 30 minutes late every single day. Then she gets to work and slowly makes a coffee and gossips. Clearly and visibly doesn't start working for about an hour. I'm inspired

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

I like getting gray hairs because it's a sign this is almost over

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im just not really at a place in my life right now where i can be someone’s girlfriend or employee

[j.m. kettle @jmkettle]

when a hinge relationship ends, its almost like it never even happened in the first place. no friends in common, don't go to the same places, no overlap. It's unsettling and spooky.

[ؘ @invaelid]

suicide awareness month ? oh yeah i'm about to make everyone very aware

[Sundaye @BrightLikeSunny]

And fuck Jolene

[kathleen @kathleencrave]

you’ll already be depressed and then dolly parton dies.

[🥛 @reticentidiot]

i speak of making friends the way incels speak of getting a girlfriend

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 @mary_got_grace]

Lovebombing won’t work on me. I love you too now what

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

(Zero drinks in) let’s get married

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

I think femininity has a lot to do with refusing to rush everything. Sitting in the sun. Drinking your tea slowly. Doing your skincare. Reading a book. Cooking something beautiful. Letting life actually happen.

[blue🌞 @cyanopsis]

no babe i love how 30 you are

[LittleLateOG @LittleLateOG]

Sorry babe we just cant be together. I really like you and everything but you like me and honestly thats kind of a huge red flag

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i digress bro i really do

[grace @gracefishlove]

Does it get better no worries if not

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store

[ً @artfuIchaos]

so sexy of me to keep going

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man

[shameful @s4gns]

they will literally exile you at work if your quiet and stay to yourself