Goober

Anonymous Sports Fan. Birdwatcher. Giver. Avid Golfer. This is my safe space.

[Goober @GooberInsider]

@michiganstateu Something has to change. #MSU #MagicJohnson

[Justin Thind @JustinThind]

Michigan State University.

[Goober @GooberInsider]

@elonmusk Do Teslas have turn signals? Never seen one of the vehicles use one

[Goober @GooberInsider]

Please don’t

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

REPORT: The Pistons have interest in potentially trading up for Yaxel Lendeborg, per @BrettSiegelNBA.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

PISTONS DOMINATE TO ELIMINATE MAGIC IN GAME 7 😤🚨

CADE: 32 PTS | 12 AST | 4 3PM
HARRIS: 30 PTS | 9 REB | 5 5 3PM

THE 3-1 COMEBACK IS COMPLETE 🔥

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

PISTONS COMPLETE HISTORIC COMEBACK TO FORCE GAME 7 🚨🚨🚨

CADE: 32 PTS, 10-23 FG, 10 REB

ORLANDO CRUMBLES AFTER MISSING 23 CONSECUTIVE FG 🤯

SERIES TIED 3-3.

[Joe Tipton @JoeTipton]

NEWS: 7-foot-2 Charlotte transfer center Anton Bonke has committed to Michigan State, source told @On3. 

The junior big man averaged 10.6 points, 8.3 rebounds, and 1.5 blocks per game this season. First by @JonChep.

https://t.co/q8Z1tKnBPr

[Goober @GooberInsider]

There’s no way in hell these are real usernames, whole leaderboard is 2 words then 2 numbers??? Prompt your AI better SMH! 🤦‍♂️

P.S. me pausing to take this pic made me realize I was watching an NBA game from yesterday, so thanks

#fake #AI #AIGenerated #BadAI

@peacock @Xfinity

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

No. 1 seed clinched ✅

[Goober @GooberInsider]

Couldn’t have said it better, Magic

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

NBA fans all over the world, I hope you didn’t miss the Detroit Pistons Superstar Cade Cunningham’s performance against the New York Knicks last night. He put on a show scoring 42 points, 13 assists and 8 rebounds!

Cade scored from everywhere on the court - three point, the midrange jumper and he was driving it to the basket. He may have had the play of the year when he dunked on three Knicks with his left hand!

[Cades Attorney 💼👨🏾‍💼 @CadesAttorney]

He already told y'all.

"A Finals MVP I would be way more happy about than a MVP"

[Pistons Jack @pistons_jack]

This clip is absolutely filthy in so many ways… Cade Cunningham

[Goober @GooberInsider]

@MilesBridges I’m disappointed in you. Hope Izzo gives you a call tomorrow.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

THE BAD BOY PISTONS ARE SO BACK

[Goober @GooberInsider]

Very cool to see a Michigan State Spartan win the Super Bowl MVP trophy. Congratulations to Kenneth Walker III on an incredible performance, certified Spartan Dawg. #SuperBowl #SpartanDawg #K9

[Goober @GooberInsider]

I’d give it a Sí #SuperBowlLX #BadBunny

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

THAT. WAS. ELECTRIC.

Grade Bad Bunny's halftime show, A-F ✍️

[Goober @GooberInsider]

What a terrible game. #SuperBowl

[Goober @GooberInsider]

@GovWhitmer any thoughts on a fellow Michigander?

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

BREAKING : Tigers SS Javier Báez has been suspended from the 2026 World Baseball Classic for marijuana.

[Goober @GooberInsider]

Oh you need ur wittle girl to white you a wittle wetta Wesley? Have some self awareness. Don’t put yourself in the same sentence as a 5 time major champ #YoutubeGolf #Crybaby

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🗣️🚫 NOT NECESSARY — Suspended PGA Tour star Wesley Bryan reveals that after Brooks Koepka was permitted to return, his wife sent a detailed and thoughtful letter to the Tour, but the response they received was that “no conversation is necessary.”

Bryan remains suspended for participating in a LIV / YouTube influencer event.

➡️ Is it time to free Wesley?

(🎥: @DanOnGolfShow / @Skratch)

[Michigan State Hoops @michsthoops]

Happened after he lost to Michigan State for the 4th straight time