joey 🦘

hopeless romantic trapped in a cult leader’s body | thoughts, retweets, memes are my own do not attribute to anyone else

[joey 🦘 @GoodFriendJoey]

rawr xd

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[joey 🦘 @GoodFriendJoey]

@booorgan you are my queen confirmed

[micheal @godsb0y]

uber driver is driving fast as hell to get us to this gay bar

[joey 🦘 @GoodFriendJoey]

my ex HA HAHA HA like comment subscribe for more

[skŷ @s_kydaires]

What has EARS but does NOT listen ??

[joey 🦘 @GoodFriendJoey]

gender neutral bathrooms are important because they half the population has never seen a urinal in person before

[joey 🦘 @GoodFriendJoey]

@Antorlo7 my good god

[joey 🦘 @GoodFriendJoey]

just swallowed a beer tab am i cooked chat?

[Chris @citehchris]

hi hunter biden would you like to go to chilis with me, my treat

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Everyone is gay

[joey 🦘 @GoodFriendJoey]

thinking about if he’s thinking about me

[joey 🦘 @GoodFriendJoey]

@gxicq interesting freudian slip there

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

spider

[joey 🦘 @GoodFriendJoey]

@trader_tony_ so now imagine the viola is a car fob

[joey 🦘 @GoodFriendJoey]

@trader_tony_ you know what they say about boys with big brains

[Kayla | looking for hr moots !! @Ilyaspaghetti]

guys please go read this hilarious fic where ilya gets cursed to always tell the truth😭😭😭

[joey 🦘 @GoodFriendJoey]

walked into a wall in my dream and it woke me up and now i’m too embarrassed to go back to bed

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Not right now babe I'm busy reading every single tweet Hunter Biden presses send on

[hani @crucifynisis]

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