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[Xænder ✨ @GoodGuyXander]

Thank you for Tielemans @ManUtd. Now go for Manu Kone and I’ll be pleased with this rebuild. Then focus on the other positions 👍

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Youri Tielemans to Manchester United, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇧🇪

United activate €41m release clause into Tielemans’ contract at Aston Villa, verbal agreement also with Belgian midfielder.

Andrey Santos done + Tielemans next after Éderson deal called off on Friday. 📈

[Xænder ✨ @GoodGuyXander]

@InFinitTy45 @yoxics @grok

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester United agree deal to sign Karl Darlow as new backup goalkeeper, here we go!

Deal done and signature to follow on Friday.

Bayindir expected to leave — story after @lauriewhitwell.

[Xænder ✨ @GoodGuyXander]

welp, now I really don’t know who’s gonna be our marquee signing 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Aurélien Tchouaméni to sign new deal at Real Madrid soon, all agreed on contract until June 2031!

Real Madrid are ready to sign soon, as @FabriceHawkins @pepealvarezzz reported.

Man United deal never close due to high salary and Madrid not opening doors to exit.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.

#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

[Xænder ✨ @GoodGuyXander]

then fooking get him lads @ManUtd

[UtdActive @UtdActive]

Aurélien Tchouaméni could be available for around £70m this summer.

[@JacobsBen] #MUFC

[Xænder ✨ @GoodGuyXander]

Fuck you man. I’ve been a PlayStation head all my life, I grew up with physical discs and the memories of it. So fuck you man. Fuck your PS6 bullshit

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Important updates:

News on physical discs for new games - https://t.co/BzZODXdWGY

News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - https://t.co/ev3mN6wj14

[Xænder ✨ @GoodGuyXander]

What the fuck????

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Important updates:

News on physical discs for new games - https://t.co/BzZODXdWGY

News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - https://t.co/ev3mN6wj14

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Grand Theft Auto VI is now available to pre-order.

All pre-orders will get the Vintage Vice City Pack, a collection of items that flash back to when the neon burned brightest.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/ENWCnl0nrl

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

if you jus save $1 a day from now until drop day you'll have more than enough money for the GTA 6 ultimate edition so stop allat crying, your financial habits showing

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI begin at midnight local time on June 25.

Learn more about the Ultimate Edition and pre-order bonuses at https://t.co/XPwC8URCQ4.

[Xænder ✨ @GoodGuyXander]

The more and more info comes out about this deal, the more im starting to just not care anymore. At this point, if he does go to Spurs and he’s cool with it, then so be it. I’m just annoyed it took us this long to figure out a decision, could’ve made one before spurs came snoopin

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨💰 | JUST IN:

The feeling around Mateus Fernandes is CLEAR. He’s ending up at the club that bring the best FINANCIAL proposal to West Ham.

[@FabrizioRomano]

[Xænder ✨ @GoodGuyXander]

Can we get this deal done QUICK

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur among clubs keen on signing Mateus Fernandes from West Ham United - separate to #THFC pursuit of Sandro Tonali. Interest driven by Roberto De Zerbi; wants #WHUFC talent as well as #NUFC midfielder. W/ @DTathletic @SebSB @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/xnahVXnYAZ

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers.

Check out the official cover art, also available as downloadable artwork at https://t.co/XPwC8URCQ4

[Xænder ✨ @GoodGuyXander]

Let’s go final big score but nahhh Cayo Perico was 6 years ago???

[GTA 6 Countdown ⏳ @GTAVI_Countdown]

New GTA Online heist details:

- The first new heist in 6 years since Cayo Perico
- Features the Kortz Center, an entertainment museum with international works of art
- Coming July 14
- Includes multiple approaches and stages
- Can be played solo or with a group
- Rockstar says it’s the next “big score” and it’s most likely the final major update before GTA 6
- Will require a mansion and a new Art Studio upgrade to host
- In the coming weeks, players will be able to claim rare and exclusive treasures through the Fine Art Collector program
- If you own a mansion and log in between tomorrow and July 13, you get a curated collection of special gifts when the new update releases

[kit @kitt_er]

I wish fortnite would instead just add artists who can actually sing. Imagine if they added NBA Youngboy instead of her.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Jadon Sancho leaves Man United as free agent after 5 years since joining on £75m deal from BVB.

United’s 4th most expensive signing ever says goodbye on a free after Aston Villa loan.

[🅼🅸🅲🅺 🆁🆄🅱🆈 @MickRuby_MURTV]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE 🚨

#MUFC, as reported for weeks, remain in advanced talks and negotiations for Mateus Fernandes.

Despite the £80m asking price reported by @FabrizioRomano, sources close to the situation indicate this figure was briefed out by #WHU as part of their negotiating strategy. It is common transfer practice for clubs to push higher valuations publicly and create the perception of multiple interested parties.

As reported consistently by myself and @SullyTalkz, Manchester United remain the ONLY club currently engaged in active negotiations with West Ham for the 21-year-old midfielder.

United have made it clear they will not pay more than £60m all-inclusive. Sources close to the player's camp remain confident a deal can be reached, with Fernandes keen on the move and prioritising Manchester United.

Let me also make something clear.

Both myself and @SullyTalkz are Manchester United supporters and correspondents. We are not interested in using Manchester United for clicks, engagement, or sensational headlines. Our objective has always been to provide the fanbase with the most accurate information available from our sources, even when it goes against the popular narrative.

United would never have entered advanced negotiations if West Ham's genuine expectation was £80m.

With financial pressure mounting at West Ham following relegation, increasing pressure on the wage bill, and a need to generate funds, there is a growing belief that a realistic compromise can be reached.

My information remains unchanged:

🔴 Manchester United are the only club negotiating.
🔴 Fernandes wants Manchester United.
🔴 United's valuation is around £60m all-in.
🔴 Negotiations are ongoing.

Ignore the noise. Watch the actions, not the headlines.

#MUFC #ManchesterUnited #WHUFC #Transfers

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

Even the referee couldn't help but applaud, he couldn't believe his eyes