Chief Potato Officer

Other Half of @ViewingPrtyPod • I say things that upset my mother and the people who raised me. she/her #goodjobkatie

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Nobody:

Me, a basic white girl:

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@ask_aubry He’s going to die alone with no family and a house full of cats.

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The thing I didn’t expect when I started doing improv is how absolutely healing it would be for my inner child. She’s thrilled with me. 🥹

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@hellowesleigh There’s YouTube VR videos, so it’s like a 360 video with manatees!

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My first activity with a VR headset was to swim with manatees.

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Today is the day. My car is paid off. I AM COMPLETELY DEBT FREE!!!

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9 months until my car is paid off!

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@hellowesleigh Definitely in!

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TikTok has me about to change my entire aesthetic to colorful, gay, Hobbitcore.

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@katiejanenaps I went by Kae professionally for a while when I started a business. Picked something close enough to my name that I’d respond, but I could “hide” a little bit too.

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@hellowesleigh How’d it end?

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@WeedMom_666 @lazaruslady_ I’ve seen worse 😅

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One day I hope the residual judgment of other people’s hair will fade as I stay away from the career. But for now I’m still nauseated when people have long hair and don’t take care of it at all.

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@EllieSpec I have no memory of this. How did you survive?

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@JoLuehmann Fat Swift fan over here and that imagery SUUUUCCCKKKED to see. She knew better. It was her own directing choice and I am disappointed. You’re right, there’s a thousand ways to depict an ED without a lazy “fat” on a scale.

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Women married to men LOVE to complain about husbands, but few admit that being married doesn't live up to the hype that our society places upon it.

We are drowned wedding culture & expectations for women to be married all while utterly unprepared for what marriage actually is.

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“Pre-sale”

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At an @awolnation concert and this bloke dances like an absolute wanker

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He keeps asking for the best dancer in the place, but this is not good dance music and his moves are weak.

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“Sale”