Laney

I love ya. Could it go more wrong? 🎶

[ben @laflamablanca49]

Lookin like shit, boss👍🏼

[Laney @GoodLordLaney]

@GothamFC @togethxr For not giving us a shipping option on the best merch collab all year

[Laney @GoodLordLaney]

@GothamFC @togethxr Please please please make this shirt available to ship. I MUST HAVE ONE.😭

[Laney @GoodLordLaney]

@GothamFC There’s gotta be an extra laying around somewhere I can buy right?? 👀

[Laney @GoodLordLaney]

@Ben_Crowder1 I’m still laughing out loud at this

[Laney @GoodLordLaney]

@KailynAshlee I had a resident ask my name first and last so she could “address me correctly” and I swear to god I’ve never panicked until she called me doctor. I work at night, alone, with children.

[ben @laflamablanca49]

Pretty crazy there’s more than one generation that thinks it’s impolite to wear a hat at the dinner table but it’s okay to beat your spouse

[ben @laflamablanca49]

I’ve been so scared to share this publicly but last year when I got my pf*zer v*ccine I was convulsing like this uncontrollably for months and it’s put such a strain on my life. Y’all be safe.

[Laney @GoodLordLaney]

@Ben_Crowder1 I love her

[Laney @GoodLordLaney]

@KailynAshlee Me when my picu nurses could tell we were drowning and sent us down candy. I instantly turned into a puddle. 😭

[kim | 高小荣 @kimlypso]

leo won’t see your tweets, but the 40+ year old men in your life who keep dating teenagers and people in their early 20s will, so keep it up

[felicia @Felicia_stovall]

not feeling very party in the USA right now

[Laney @GoodLordLaney]

@KailynAshlee I’ve been doom scrolling on everything but Facebook. I can’t handle that yet.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

"Over-educated"

If you think this kind of language is just a gaffe, you're wrong

[gamerEMdoc @GamerEMDoc]

Texas is trying to figure out when a fetus transitions from a gift from God to not their goddamn problem and it appears to be around 5 years old.

[Laney @GoodLordLaney]

His choice to use “over-educated” shows exactly how he feels about women. This is about control.

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

How many of the women rallying against overturning Roe are over-educated, under-loved millennials who sadly return from protests to a lonely microwave dinner with their cats, and no bumble matches?

[phlawless pharm✨ @PhlawlessPharm]

Tell me you work nights without telling me

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

Trying to contain lots of extreme negative feelings.