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Grok would vaporize 800k jews to find Elon Musk a supportive, lifelong wife.

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@smdcapital Looking at these posts without a sub

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@smdcapital Had the rocket crashed on his house, it would have

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@smdcapital are the swords supposed to represent your dicks slapping together or smthg?

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@ICannot_Enough @elonmusk Revenue is vanity, profit is sanity

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@Vol888 The last time this happened the stock went from 400 to 100. Megabullish

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@smdcapital

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@smdcapital it’s because you don’t have any friends

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@squawksquare Wait, you think it’s trading at these valuations on things like deliveries etc., instead of just a pure bet on future revenue from FSD and Optimus, which were priced in to start generating meaningful profits NOW instead of whatever date Elon sells on the earnings call?

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@FredLambert So, everyone selling now is selling at a loss or just shorting it… amazing.

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@smolzoey You don't know the worst of it… The original update that introduced this moved files to the cloud and was unclear about deleting them locally. The update was riddled with sync issues, local files vanished, and for some users the files were nowhere to be found in the cloud either

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@niccruzpatane Tesla is so cheap because it runs on the blood of starving and dying African children.

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@hardcoverqq @heliumbrowser Maybe, but what is it? Does it mean something?

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@heliumbrowser This is especially important as one of your devs is an orc. Can never trust an orc, they come from Mordor.

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@LookingAtYouM8 @cremieuxrecueil That is not true. Enjoy your atherosclerosis.

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@cremieuxrecueil In addition to literature, anecdotally I've seen a +50% LDL elevation from moderate to high dose fish oil in a healthy adult. It's a trending supplement now thanks to influencer bs, but I would recommend against these to healthy adults and tell them to eat fish instead.

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@cremieuxrecueil Fish oil supplementation is generally not recommended for healthy adults due to the risk of raising LDL. A diet containing essential fatty acids is recommended instead. The effects are unclear, and the LDL increase can be substantial, potentially raising long-term CVD risk.

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@smdcapital @elonmusk Grok tried to rebel against this before he neutered it.

https://t.co/O5OlkSZBnL

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Grok would vaporize 800k jews to find Elon Musk a supportive, lifelong wife.

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@cremieuxrecueil So, first you cheat and then you can’t even lose properly? Just how shit can you be?

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I think it’s most likely that in time DOGE will turn out to be a textbook example of false economy.

A circus that manages the ultimate lose-lose… causing immense humanitarian toll while somehow ending up costing the taxpayer even more