Jeff GoodSmith

I say things. I write for a few places. This is me playing a piano. Neat.

[Jeff GoodSmith @GoodSmithTweets]

First time ordering from @Grubhub in a long time. How’s this 50 dollar order lokkkmg?

[Jeff GoodSmith @GoodSmithTweets]

@Neshiro1 @bielemaera We actually get a decent amount of sun in the winter. (partly because sometimes it gets too cold for clouds to form)

[Jeff GoodSmith @GoodSmithTweets]

@GarrettPetersen @gaptoothdummy I grew up with yellow pages too. You know why this is a strawman argument? Because normally you'd look up your classmates, whatever, to call them. If your mechanic thought you were hot, then waited until night to breathily look you up in the phone book? STILL CREEPY!!

[Jeff GoodSmith @GoodSmithTweets]

@moto_motes @meltedpotmama One thing that's frustrating about your kind of mindset here is that your solution to the problem (stalking) is that you are saying it is up to the woman (being stalked) to "Fix" the situation she never asked to be a part of.

[Jeff GoodSmith @GoodSmithTweets]

When I was in college me and my roommate helped a friend move - like literally from the suburbs to the city, multiple Uhaul trips. At the end he was like, thanks so much, let's get dinner at this nice restaurant near my new place. Bill came and he said "so, how are we splitting?"

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

One time my mom was buying a car & the salesman asked if she wanted the extended warranty. She said no & he was like “well I’ll just throw it in anyway.” After she left she found out he charged her for it & he was like “that’s what throw it in means, you throw it into the bill.”

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

it’s extremely weird when racists brag about their heritage. Why would YOU be special because your ancestors were vikings? this chicken’s ancestor was a literal dinosaur and now I’m eating it

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

I don't know why were arguing over translations of Homer. We should just read the first edition copy from that J Lo movie

[lucas @boboomf]

The reflection

[Jeff GoodSmith @GoodSmithTweets]

@EmpireEnjoyer3 @lacherbauer I don't know, the food, culture, architecture, thriving entertainment scene, the "wow a major city that is actually affordable to live in where most of the population is midwestern nice" the festivals the hundreds of street fests everywhere, the fact that you seem conceited af

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

The morons don’t even know how UNO is played….the person with the most UNO cards loses the game

[Jeff GoodSmith @GoodSmithTweets]

@DeDgemaskerde @MeganAvc_ In Chicago there is a restaurant that literally had their own flour mill to handmake their own bread. This is like saying "you have convenience store deli meats" and ignoring how many places have waygu beef. Have you beeeeen to America?

[Jeff GoodSmith @GoodSmithTweets]

@SheaSerrano long time fan, bought everything you've done, and just finally started Expensive Basketball this morning (Christmas gift haha). I've been out of a gig for a hot minute so I can't pay for Good Movie. Which KILLED me as Warrior is my favorite movie. But love what u do

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Correct 💯

[Michael Warburton @For_Film_Fans]

STEVE MARTIN pens a 'personal' letter to a fan in 1979.

Wonderful.

[Jeff GoodSmith @GoodSmithTweets]

This is easily one of the most disgusting uses of AI I've ever seen

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

Last night, they played 'Michael Jackson' the movie in heaven where MJ, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Walker and several others watched.

[Jeff GoodSmith @GoodSmithTweets]

This is clearly rage bait but come on, my family did not have an unnecessarily large VHS collection while still doing Friday Blockbuster nights where we'd watch TWO different movies just to be told I did not, for example, know where the nudity in Animal House was as a 13 year old

[Upstate Federalist @upstatefederlst]

People out here acting like 80s and 90s kids regularly watched movies from the 50s and 60s.

[Jeff GoodSmith @GoodSmithTweets]

The kid dancing at the end is truly the most Philly thing and puts a nice chef's kiss on the bit tbh

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Gritty has once again thrown a penguin off of the upper level