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Variety on Twitch | USMC vet who's ok with wars against Nazis. My grandpa was too | Phillies + Flyers | aprendendo BR/PT ajuda-me | 🔞

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@312fietser Ya don't get sexy calves from driving

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@Mhera_ @MFiremoon @DoctorFishbones No, AOC has never been more than lip service lol

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@MFiremoon @DoctorFishbones Oh hey, look! A distinction that changes absolutely nothing

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@AntiCyclingFB Ah yes, equestrians, the height of style 😂🤣

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@DavidZipper @USDOT @SecretaryPete When you care about the environment, but the courts only let you see your kids on the weekend

EV Hummer

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@TheJunkieSage @Xpropriation @realPhoenixFire Voting is absolutely supporting.

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@_evelynrae Assholes like the guy in blue... every goddamn time lol

"No don't hurt him, he was just trying to stab a woman!"

Don't be like the fucker in blue

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Is there Stick'n'Poke Tattoo Twitter?

Can someone direct me to it?

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@SelbJim @kljutah @Kimmylynn74 All fossils are transitional fossils rofl

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Why would MLB take the time to make minorities look bad when Angel Hernandez does it professionally?

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Umpire Angel Hernandez alleges MLB manipulated reviews to make minorities look bad https://t.co/Bz2jZFKSf5

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Oh, you're an economist?

I too like to pull shit out of my ass and parade around like I've done something spectacular

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@AdorableDashie @AvlBlade If you ask dumb questions you get dumb answers lol

I don't know if Rainbow Dash ever teaches what the word 'associate' means, but you should look it up either way, sweetheart

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@VollinDornus @realPhoenixFire The same reason I hate both cops from the "Good Cop, Bad Cop" routine. They work together

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@TheJunkieSage @realPhoenixFire Leftists who support the DNC aren't actually leftists. They're edgy democrats

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@realPhoenixFire You should be mainly worried about the fact that they work hand in hand

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@CoachTJMcKay @VernonHalton @JoshRainerGold I do not live in a food desert, admittedly. Do they not carry bags of dry rice and beans there?

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@Bitcoinity @JoshRainerGold Gotta at least give her the Philly Cream Cheese and the baked beans hiding behind the dumdums 😂🤣😂🤣

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@Troy_Tim @JoshRainerGold That's all food... like all of it. No Dumdums to be found lol

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@Texaggie79 @cbed32 @JoshRainerGold @aspiringpeasant And that's why they're poor and fat