Richard Johnson

Father, Husband, Gamer | | Writer for @nytimeses | | @target brand ambassador

[Richard Johnson @GoodwillBlender]

He will soon split off and create the Andrew Yang Party

[little sandwich @orostoryaoi]

how using emres ult feels sometimes

[Errai @errai]

(activating cyber eyes) What's that thing at the top

Surgeon: ah, that's your McDonalds rewards bar. It charges over time, but don't eye-tap the burger button until it's full

Me: huh why not (eyes flicker)

(flashbang) Sultry female robot voice: insufficient credits, playboy

[Richard Johnson @GoodwillBlender]

I asked my dad what he’s doing for Valentine’s Day and he said “your mom and I have been married 40 years so we don’t care about stuff like that” then I asked my mom what she’s doing for Valentine’s Day and she said “idk but I hope your dad has something fun planned!”

[Marcel Deneuve @MarcelDeneuve]

I’m the Artist

[尾方富生 Tomio Ogata @ExtraVirgin_OO]

観始めました

[Catsuka @catsuka]

First teaser for "The Ghost In The Shell" anime series by Science Saru studio.
Directed by Mokochan (+ Shuhei Handa on character designs & animation).
Coming in July.
Full official video >> https://t.co/2jfVIMvZJJ

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

the whole time I was watching Marty Supreme I was thinking "this is good but would be even better if the crew had watched Ping Pong"

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Why is this so true?!

[vost @foolibuster]

father son bonding

[Kyle Keegan @realKyleKeegan]

I wonder if it bothers Trump that he is the only President in history who never won an election against a man.

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Going up to a guy at urinal and saying “just kiss me you idiot”

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Woke rehab be like: "

Eh i can't think of anything

[DTstat @DTstat_]

Society If Yang won in 2020

[📕🫈 @nutrientsludge]

my plan to reindustrialize america is we build smog and glowing green sludge factories everywhere. Conveyor belts with giant pistons and flame jets for no particular reason. Shirtless men hit sheets of metal with big sledgehammers to provide rhythmic background ambience.

[Bears History @ChiBearsHistory]

Bears x Indiana Dunes.

[Richard Johnson @GoodwillBlender]

@fredplayspoker @AldiUSA @katiehobbs frank plays poker

[Richard Johnson @GoodwillBlender]

@Kimulatorsfilms Just wishlisted this one Noah, so pumped to play it

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

“Rural America” is a myth. I just took a cross-country road trip and like 98% of the countryside I saw had a massive highway running through it.

[Richard Johnson @GoodwillBlender]

@ned_flaczynski Gorilla chow pellets