Goody

6ft, Baldie & an all round bit of a cunt. My outrageous goals will have you turning in the grave! @assaeaters

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

@lb1cje @SkyBet @Cristiano @EURO2020 You got them yet or not?

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

@AfcHammond I’ve got you bro. Let’s get it today! #uptheass

[Asseaters FC @assseaters]

Buzzing with the win lads! The series finishes Asseaters 3-2 Pristine FC. Unlucky Pristine, better luck next week. #uptheass

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

After another lengthy spell out with Cancer and Covid-19, I’m happy to announce I will return tonight in the famous @assseaters strip! #covidfree #cancerfree #uptheass

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

It felt great to be back in Ass colours last night. I’ve had a tough four months of chemotherapy and I want to thank all the fans for their continued support. @assseaters #shesback #shesworthit #uptheass #China #BirdsofPray

[Riggs @RIGGALLs]

Roy Keane letting everybody know that Harry Maguire fucks owls 😭🤣🤣. #LIVMUN #SuperSunday

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

@Gezzyprice has given off like a fucking rocket again. Nine darter tonight #gsod

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

My bald vagina is back in the number 13 shorts again this year #uptheass #upmycunt

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

Got a surprise for you all my fucking sexy cuntz. New season new fake titties. Give me a bowl of custard and I’ll stir it Hun. #uptheass

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

After spending the summer away from the club to gather my thoughts following the tragic loss of my pedo uncle , I’ve rejoined @assseaters in training today and I’m looking forward to the new season. 🧞‍♂️🧞‍♂️ #rippedo #assfitness #assisclass #uptheass

[Asseaters FC @assseaters]

THE DOGS ARE BACK #asseaters

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

Real talk bro. She looked beat to fuck like my corpse #uptheass

[Howard @leehoward32]

Katie Taylor = fraud #fix

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

@AdamSmith912 you owe me a guitar, it was only £100. You broke it when you knocked it over about six years ago when you came to unblock my sink in Harlow. Any chance you can transfer the money so I can get a new one? #uptheass

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

Just to address the recent speculation about my proposed move to @BlobsBabesFC - I only have room in my heart for @assseaters and will be signing a new contract before my current deal runs out. #uptheass

[Asseaters FC @assseaters]

When div one hits the mandem #uptheass #maxkhan #eightgrand

[Asseaters FC @assseaters]

@goodyasseaters #uptheass

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[Asseaters FC @assseaters]

@goodyasseaters #uptheass

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

Need four pints and a big fat piece of gear to hug. #uptheassfridays