Asseaters FC

Asseaters FC are a professional pro clubs team, established in Harlow, Essex.

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Some fine defending from @DelToono92 here. #masterclass #surfing #uptheass

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@francesmcf @Yorkshire77 @senescence @fesshole He might’ve just wanted to have a nice wank

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We have turned down the invitation to join the proposed European Super League

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@AfcHammond @WhizzbangDanny @GoodyAsseaters about to get their good season under way in the Ass Eating Society Championship. Follow live 👉 https://t.co/TOPhEZN4Fb

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@JackGrealish reminds us of a young @DelToono92 who can actually pull off skills and makes good decisions when I possession.
#grealish #spunk #flashRB

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#PS4share
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Who’s gonna win the final series today? #uptheass

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@S6_trialhouse

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Some fine defending from @DelToono92 here. #masterclass #surfing #uptheass

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A fine penalty from @goodyasseaters #Corner #poodle #proclubs #uptheass

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‘It sounds funny to say, but cancer saved my life. If I can beat cancer, then @assseaters can definitely beat @GolledgeJamie (Pristine FC) on Sunday. It’s all down to our mindset inside our bald heads.’ @GoodyAsseaters on Sundays final showdown. #supersunday #assvpri #uptheass

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@Carra23 @premierleague #carrachallange

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Sorry to say that one of our CB’s has decided to leave the club with immediate effect. Good luck @ConnorColes15 on your future endeavours! #StayAtHomeAndStaySafe #hope #WeLoveYouBright #StayHomeStayStrong #uptheass

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Unfortuantely a 1-3 loss today to @GolledgeJamie (Pristine Fc). Well done on your victory. 1-1 overall. #uptheass

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@CraigAndrew3 ‘He told us it was a perfectly normal reaction at this stage. It was physically impossible, after all, for me to keep on crying twenty-four hours a day.’

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Hope you’re all well today and enjoying the beautiful weather! Players are already in the Bengal ready for today’s 4PM kick off. #supersunday #coronavirus #ASSVPRI #uptheass

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The lads are getting their last training session in before tomorrow’s second CM Postcode derby of the season! #CMpostcodederby #KimJongUn #SaturdayMorning #uptheass

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Finest strike of the season so far. #roofnet #Professorbins #Baldie #Chemowinkle #uptheass

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Messi was a joy to watch even at the age of 8

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Looking forward to seeing the lads together again tonight! #aefc #uptheass