Danny Whizzbang

Asseaters FC ...goalscoring RF/RW ... top goal scorer 2017-2018 .... over 700 career goals for the club .... bought for a club record fee back in October 2017

[Asseaters FC @assseaters]

THE DOGS ARE BACK #asseaters

[Danny Whizzbang @WhizzbangDanny]

@GoodyAsseaters @AsseaterRegista @AfcHammond @assseaters @leehoward32 We’re coming back stronger @GoodyAsseaters 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🙌🏻

[Danny Whizzbang @WhizzbangDanny]

@assseaters It’s all good... I was just using it to distribute the new training kits that came in this morning 👍🏻

[Danny Whizzbang @WhizzbangDanny]

Suit is out and ready for the Div 1 push this evening! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 @assseaters lets go boys! #uptheass

[Danny Whizzbang @WhizzbangDanny]

Straight back to business 🙏🏻 @assseaters #uptheass

[Danny Whizzbang @WhizzbangDanny]

We’re back! 🙌🏻 @assseaters #uptheass

[Danny Whizzbang @WhizzbangDanny]

Delighted to have signed my new contract at @assseaters, thank you to everyone at the club and all my teammates! Let’s get this job done! #uptheass

[Danny Whizzbang @WhizzbangDanny]

@assseaters 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Danny Whizzbang @WhizzbangDanny]

@ClubsDaily @assseaters @JackCleary93 Theirs a sense of relief around the club today after this, such an important player to this squad 🙌🏻

[Danny Whizzbang @WhizzbangDanny]

@ClubsDaily @assseaters @leehoward32 @Curtin93 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[The Daily Clubs @ClubsDaily]

BREAKING: Fans have gathered outside the @assseaters training ground with banners and cry’s for manager @leehoward32 to resign former midfield maestro @Curtin93

[MAGGOT ROBBIE THE REGISTA @RegistaLoading]

After three solid seasons in Division 2, each time narrowly missing out on promotion to the 🔝⚽️ We are going into a much needed winter break ❄️ ⛷ We will come back revitalised and ready to get 🔙🔛🔝🔜 #UpTheAss #YaAsseatersYa

[The Daily Clubs @ClubsDaily]

Here is our our spread on up and coming pro clubs outfit @assseaters looks like there’s big things to come from this lot.

[Danny Whizzbang @WhizzbangDanny]

@assseaters @AsseaterRegista @ElitesOkc @GoodyAsseaters @JackCleary93 In my eyes he is Not for sale at any price.

[Danny Whizzbang @WhizzbangDanny]

@AfcHammond Thursday cannot come soon enough! I cannot wait to see you lift that Div1 trophy... it’s what drives me every game! Ready to push boy! #uptheass

[OKC Elites @ElitesOkc]

Could use a lad with this talent on the Elites 👀 our agents will be in touch soon

[Goody @GoodyAsseaters]

Goody’s still awake waiting for the second weekend sesh to begin!

[Asseaters FC @assseaters]

Division 1 push in progress! lets go eaters! #uptheass

[Harry @HarryPorterAFC]

Back to back fucking promotions for @assseaters what a time to be alive, back in Division 2, I’ve waited so many seasons for this! #uptheass

[Harry @HarryPorterAFC]

Unbelievable tally for @WhizzbangDanny really sums up this club! #DoggyDoggyDoggy #uptheass #Brexit