The Daily Clubs

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Rumours circulating around the Pristine United training camp today, that the clubs hierarchy are becoming increasingly frustrated with forward Cleary’s lack of availability, this paired with a under par Wi-fi connection are leading the clubs bosses to consider their options ...

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BREAKING: rumours coming out tonight that current Pristine Utd attacking midfielder @jackcleary has stated his unrest at his club and potentially favours a move back to his former club @assseaters. More to come on this story.....

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@assseaters @danwestall2 IN JUST NOW: Former Asseaters fc playmaker @Curtin93 slams new signing @danwestall2 quoting the midfielder to have an “atrocious work rate and lack of composure in big moments”

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THE DOGS ARE BACK #asseaters

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...we expect the club will make a statement in due course. @assseaters

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BREAKING: reports coming out of the @assseaters training camp in Saudi Arabia that midfielder @AsseaterRegista has not returned back to pre season on time, with rumours speculating that he has decided his holidays are more important to him than his commitment to the club...

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Update: @assseaters have confirmed that @GoodyAsseaters is to be disciplined internally following his arrest at the clubs promotion party.

We believe the issue of criminal damage was caused by a tennis racket and some sort of fruit like projectile, damaging neighbours property

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... rumours suggesting @GoodyAsseaters was trespassing and causing criminal damage to neighbours properties... more details to follow

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BREAKING: @assseaters forward @GoodyAsseaters released on bail after his arrest in the early hour of this morning following the lengthy promotion celebration party held at the home of fellow club forward @JackCleary93

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Speculation: current @assseaters midfielder @AsseaterRegista has only a few months left on his current contract, and the club are yet to enter into negations with him over a new deal.... will @AsseaterRegista be on the look out for a new club this summer ? #youllhearitherefirst

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After @assseaters promotion to the top flight of pro clubs football... the club plan to send the squad on a 2 week recovery programme based in the mountains of Uzbekistan, they will also play a friendly against the uzbekky kings guards official football side. #uptheass

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YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST: @asseaters @LordWhitbread ruled out for rest of season with what looks to be a broken collar bone.

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.... provisions in place to sanction another if there was to be any further disciplinary issues. @asseaters @GoodyAsseaters

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It has been reported that over the past few days @assseaters FC have issued a social media ban to trouble making centre midfielder @GoodyAsseaters after a series of controversial tweets regarding the club. The ban has today been lifted but the club have stated that there are....

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@assseaters have returned home early from their warm weather training camp in Dubai... and resume their division 2 promotion campaign tonight...

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...@assseaters teammate Jadon Goody’s partner Jessica. The pair were thought to have had a confrontation, and paparazzi have leaked images of the two being pulled apart by other squad members. More to come when we hear.....

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BREAKING: Reports are emerging that @asseaters utility player @DelToono92 has been sent home early from the clubs warm weather training camp due to personal issues. Early stories coming through are suggesting @DelToono92’s wife Susan has been caught having an affair with ....

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.... expect @AfcHammond to sign a new deal in the coming days.

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BREAKING: @assseaters have today denied claims that defensive midfielder @AfcHammond is on his way out of the club. His current deal runs until the end of the current campaign and is free to speek to other clubs regarding his future, although the club have stated that they.....

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BREAKING: Fans have gathered outside the @assseaters training ground with banners and cry’s for manager @leehoward32 to resign former midfield maestro @Curtin93