The Evil Midnight Bomber

I move dirt.

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Sure, every now and then I'll engage with people pushing the craziest of conspiracy theories.
But 90% of the time I'll write a response, and then delete it without posting it, because it makes my brain hurt just looking at their posts.
I don't need that noise in my life.

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@doogadoo11 How did you get here??

Trump got voted in. That's how. Could have gone for ANY other republican and you wouldn't be in the mess you are now. But, noooo... You had to go with the nuclear option. Well, you get what you voted for.

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@harrypotte3wte He shits his pants better than any other president ever. No one can shit their pants like him.

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@MajorReckoning Come on, man. No one believes that.

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@Scarletkoito111 A sewerage treatment plant.

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@Simi_2210_ Your skin.

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@RepJackKimble $176k for only working just over half the year?? Sign me the fack up. Some people are working 260 days a year are barely making a quarter of that.

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@Oct7NeverForget Who said that quote?? Cite your sources, FFS!

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@Gianl1974 Also... Why does it look like they grabbed two people from the psych ward and gave them white coats for a photo op?

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@Gianl1974 That doctor is clearly lying. Or Trump is. The latter is probably more likely.

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@Gianl1974 This shit should be illegal. Nobody believes this bloke is healthy and the fact that the leader of the free world is lying about it should be grounds for removal.

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@RogerJStoneJr So?... The chances of him being convicted are virtually zero. The is all just performative bullshit. The prosecution is a politically motivated, weak case targeting protected free speech.

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@KamilGrka3 @defense_civil25 Oof! Even Antarctica hates you and that isn't even a country.

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@defense_civil25 Well... yeah. NATO is a defense pact. Not an offence pact.

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Wait... So he lied again??

Say it ain't so...

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Trumps threatening to pull licenses of media companies for unfavourable coverage of the war.
If Ukraine has taught us anything, its that if they invade. We're about to see drone footage of US soldiers getting blown to pieces in 4KHD. No license needed.

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@MrKurate @BeowolfBrother @SpencerHakimian 1. - Trump lies.
2. a). Average cost of a tanker and a full load of oil - $150M b). 24 ships a day pass through the strait. So... $3.6B a day?
I can't see Trump footing that bill. Also, It takes two years for a ship to be built. Are they going to cover lost profits as well?

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@BeowolfBrother @SpencerHakimian But they don't have to destroy every ship, they just have to attack one. Then the insurance companies will refuse to cover any loss of a ship passing through the strait.

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@BeowolfBrother @SpencerHakimian They don't need a navy. They have missile launchers pointed at the Strait. They'll use autonomous explosive drone boats. pretty sure a lot of the strait is mined as well. /1

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@MrMOMAGA @NoContextHumans True...
But I reckon you'd be surprised at how many Americans would be like, "Well there's clearly a country there. It's on the map."
They certainly would not know that this is a trick question.