Goofy Hamburger

Make me buy the flosser
Make me grow brainiac fingers
But with more hair
Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry.
Emboss me
Rub the hot front part of my head

[Eugene V. Debs @DebsEbooks]

Socialism is merely an extension of the ideal of democracy into the economic field

[Goofy Hamburger @GoofyHamburger]

@avant___garbage 😪

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

The rich have class solidarity. The working class must, as well.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The firing of Starbucks union leader Jaz Brisack & more than 100 other pro-union workers at Starbucks is not only shameful, it is a blatant & illegal attempt to bust the union that has won over 230 elections. I say to Howard Schultz: Obey the law. Re-instate these workers NOW.

[Overtime @overtime]

That squirrel really tryna hoop 🤣
(via broadwayred3200/IG) #throwback

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

We are now in month 20 of the Biden presidency, and Louis DeJoy is still postmaster general.

His destructive 10-year plan for the Post Office—slowing mail delivery, hiking prices for consumers, and speeding up privatization—is in full effect.

How is this not a national scandal?

[Goofy Hamburger @GoofyHamburger]

@brittrobson Plus parking. All to ask him if he likes the fucking cookies or not...

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

PPP loans canceled: $700B
Student debt canceled: $200B

@POTUS can do better.

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

Student debt is a nearly $2,000,000,000,000 crisis.

@POTUS must #CancelStudentDebt. All of it.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Insulin should be capped at $0.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Rich people don’t have student debt.

[Goofy Hamburger @GoofyHamburger]

@magicwhistle Well I appreciate you offering then up. I even checked a couple things off my Ted Bolman checklist!

[Goofy Hamburger @GoofyHamburger]

@magicwhistle Round 1 of your Ebay Minicomics Blowout was a real slobber-knocker... I'm holding my poop waiting for round number two!

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Exxon made $18,000,000,000 in profits just last quarter.

$18 BILLION!!!!!

These mofos are gouging us at the pump and they get away with it because they bribe politicians—on BOTH sides.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

This week in America:

- 10-year-old Ohio girl is forced to travel to Indiana to access abortion care.

- Cops shoot a man running away 60 times.

- Multiple people shot and killed at a Fourth of July parade.

These are all policy decisions.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Cancelling student debt would help close the racial wealth gap and give millions of hardworking Americans a shot at owning their first homes, starting their own businesses, and building a stronger economic future. Let's do this, @POTUS.

[Goofy Hamburger @GoofyHamburger]

@magicwhistle I'm only 40 years old and I've already got hair covering my nipples. Is this natural, or do I need to see my pediatrician?

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Neoliberals will not save us from the ills of neoliberalism.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

STOP SEEKING BIPARTISANSHIP WITH FASCISTS.