avant___garbage

this account is me screaming into the void about the twolves so sry ahead of time 🐺🏀

[avant___garbage @avant___garbage]

asked jaden mcdaniels to autograph the sign i made of him and he asked if he could keep it and i told him yeah man it’s all yours which is rly the biggest compliment you can give an artist

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Shaolin monks cannot prepare you for Fat Joe

[Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball]

KAT Finals MVP is going to hit like crack.

[NBA @NBA]

One proud papa 🥹🗣️

KAT (21 PTS, 8-12 FGM, 13 REB) & his dad Karl Sr. embrace after the win!

Knicks take a 2-0 series lead!

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

KAT:

"I just felt a calm and a peace that had to be come from the woman above (his mom). I felt like a kid. It was just fun out here. It felt like I was a kid getting ready to go play my Saturday AAU games and Sunday AAU games. In a way I felt like I was seeing her in the stands"

[Fred Katz @FredKatz]

Update: I asked Mitchell Robinson if he was playing. He said, “I don’t wanna talk to your ass” and then walked away.

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

“All of the agents who had been to Minnesota told me they never wanted to go back for any reason.”

[SNY Knicks @sny_knicks]

"I want to give a shoutout to Jeremy Lin - he had me at Modell's going crazy trying to find his jersey" 😭

KAT shouts out Jeremy Lin and the impact he had on his own Knicks fandom

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

He’s like if Tarzan was a heroin addict

[avant___garbage @avant___garbage]

@RobbyRav don't worry, darren wolfson has little credibility and is not included in the conversation of quality local timberwolves coverage, of which there is plenty

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

I still can't believe I just saw a 7'5 guy take a pull-up 30-foot game-tying three. This is what it must've been like to see a movie in color for the first time.

[arshia @arshia__]

it's such small brain energy to ask me which team i'm rooting for.......i'm rooting for the game of basketball. i'm rooting for beauty and drama and for wemby to elbow sga in the neck

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Hanif Abdurraqib on basketball follies, rooting for a hopeless and hapless team, and awaiting the season that the Minnesota Timberwolves go 82–0: https://t.co/7gtKEIwMrf

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

Treacherous Sr and Treacherous Jr

[avant___garbage @avant___garbage]

despite having the mvp, youre mid as fuck

[avant___garbage @avant___garbage]

losers in colorado will convince themselves the wolves are plotting on em before admitting the harsh truth

[Zach @Emperiacolypse]

@HPbasketball MN only has eyes for Denver.

[avant___garbage @avant___garbage]

bye, see you freaks in autumn

[avant___garbage @avant___garbage]

resident target center goblin reporting for duty
🫡💙💚🕊️♾️

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Assist points per game created this postseason:

Karl-Anthony Towns: 15.6
Tyrese Maxey: 15.2
Jamal Murray: 14.7
De'Aaron Fox: 14.4
Jalen Johnson: 13.3
Alperen Sengun: 12.3
Devin Booker: 12.3
Donovan Mitchell: 8.3
Anthony Edwards: 7.7
Julius Randle: 7.3

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Minneapolis is a culturally diverse and artistically rich city. There are several mosques, a large native community and a million white women. Kyrie Irving, there’s something here for all of your personalities.