“today I ordered doordash dinner to the batcave I left him instructions to go through the waterfall, under the caverns & not to feed the bats!! Long story short I didn’t get my food & had to take the bat mobile to drive thu” #batyelp#imissalfred#alfreonvaca#misslobsterdinners
@GailSimone Gotham Botanical Gardens
Pros: knowledgeable staff, rare plant section well stocked. Got tied up and kissed.
Cons: got tied up, kissed, and fed to a giant Vagina plant
2.5 stars, will be coming back
#BatmanYelp
“Went to this speech therapist at this facility to fix my “s’s”. The therapist obviously doesn’t know what she’s doing! She said I have a so called “yelling problem” and need to learn to “lower my voice.” But Batman doesn’t lower his voice! Because... I’m Batman!” #BatmanYelp
I just had one of the best birthdays ever and the best part all the important people in my life told me happy birthday by 10am .... #MyBestafreindsAreFamily