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#1 Dad/Boss/Search Engine. {#InterwebsRP}

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@PhotoGeek_IG //Alrighty friend.

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//sON OF A BITCH

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"If I was her, /no/."

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@Inner_Darkness //Yeah.

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@Inner_Darkness //I forgot to quote you brah.

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@Inner_Darkness //rEAD THE FUCKING TOP.

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"No. Don't. I will end myself."

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@Inner_Darkness //I fucked up XD. Did you read the top part?

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@GoogleInterwebs https://t.co/ZvpD8bV3az

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"I think women find it attractive when /I/ do it."

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"Stop. Crying."

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"/Women/ love guys who have their ties on their head."

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"Ask me anything. That can be /useful/. Not ridiculous nonsense."

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He softly places a hand on IG's shoulder. "Relax, I am not going to."

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"Oh boy.." Google sighs as he sees the teen tearing up.

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"I am going to count to 3 before this pest becomes dust.."

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"...Get. That. Thing. Off. Of. Me." Mr. Google's eyes began to twitch.

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He is getting hugged by IG. Oh. Google pats his back.

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"Thank you."

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"Don't say it like that."