Bioinfo Googling (TM)

Google searches for #bioinformatics "not funny" --physicist "haha I don’t get it" --student "pretty dumb” --pipetter “no” --computer “unoriginal” -- reviewer 2

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

what’s a work life balance and should we buy one for the lab

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

What if biology is actually super easy and has just been waiting centuries for a very smart venture capitalist with no relevant training or experience to care about it.

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

how to prove I’m not a bot to the guy who thinks it’s good for cars to drive themselves

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

@pastramimachine Sorry to disappoint everyone but it’s me

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

what is computational biology

[Nicholas Mancuso @nmancuso_]

F I N E M A P P E D S N P S I N B I O

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

What is “job security” and how do I install it on our HPC cluster?

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

GWAS for this…

[johnny v5 @generativist]

has anyone identified the exact biological pathway by which all men inevitably feel compelled to do history deep dives as they grow older???

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

What is an API and is it safe for my students?

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

is my software peer reviewed if dozens of you have used it and told me it’s rubbish on GitHub

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

German word for that fleeting feeling of hope and intrigue when use see an orange background on a colleague’s monitor before you step closer and see it is not Ubuntu

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

STOP talking shit about different programming languages

Python is POWERFUL

R is VERSATILE

C++ is EFFICIENT

Matlab

Perl is IMPORTANT

Java

Julia has POTENTIAL

Fortran

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

how to commit retroactively to fool recruiters into thinking I don’t have a life or private work repos

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

are you even hardcore if you don’t use GitHub every day

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

this does not preclude the existence of a world champion biotic that turned out to be doping the entire time

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

probiotics implies the existence of amateur biotics

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

@miret_javier There are pros and cons. We don’t talk about the microbes in prison.

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

uncle Roger but reviewing the statistical methods and analysis in journal articles

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

is anyone still googling or is it enough to use GPT now

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

what is something new you learned recently and why was it perl scripting

[Bioinfo Googling (TM) @GooglingBioinfo]

@Caroline_Bartma nope never